[A Crossover] What If All the Male Gods Were Cousins?

At the distant Gojo residence, reborn Gojo Satoru sat there, dazed.

Thinking he hadn't heard properly, the Gojo family head repeated himself.

"There's a cousin in Yokohama who's six years younger than you. I hear he was kidnapped and got mixed up with the mafia. Satoru, bring him back and set him on the right path."

"There's another cousin in Namimori who's seven years younger than you. I hear he was kidnapped and got mixed up with the mafia, too. He's even the designated boss. Satoru, bring him back and set him on the right path."

"There's another cousin in Hachihara who's seven years younger than you. I hear he was kidnapped and became an exorcist. That sounds pretty good, but Satoru, bring him back and set him on the right path."

Gojo Satoru came to his senses. Since when did he have so many relatives? How did he not know?!

#A love-triangle showdown with younger men after being reborn#

#The cousins don't want to call him big brother, they want to call him darling#

#Everyone who goes astray in the world is my cousin, Gojo Satoru's#

There are more female cousins later :D

[Advance warnings]

· Fake incest

· Everything is written to satisfy my own fantasies

· Every male heartthrob will be put through the wringer

· OOC: yes

· Not sure about the pairings

· Dated January 12, 2021

Theme: Family, friends, and lovers are all indispensable