I, Osamu Dazai, Have So Many Titles

I, Dazai Osamu, have a lot of secret identities.

Too many secret identities. So. Very. Exhausting...

Oh? You want to know who I am?

Looks like it's time for me to introduce myself.

My adorable ladies, my name is Dazai Osamu~ But I'm not the Dark-Era Dazai, the Armed Detective Agency Dazai, or the Boss Dazai you know. I'm just an ordinary Dazai, an adorable one who likes to kill himself but doesn't actually do anything recklessヽ(￣▽￣)?

Lately, I got arrested and put to work because I look too much like the other Dazais. I need all you lovely ladies to come rescue me~ My address is that place called the Time Bureau. I'll be waiting for you there.

P.S. Lovely ladies who come to save me will get a reward. You can have all four Dazais at once (〃'▽'〃)

If your heart's racing, hurry up and get going! Dazai can't wait any longer!

[Warning in Advance]

· Written for love, not money

· No logic

· Major out-of-character moments

· If you don't mind all that, come on in. May you find yourself a Dazai.

Theme: Dazai, Dazai, Dazai, for world nuclear peace