Cultivating Immortality in The Sims

You open the "Life Simulator (Beta)" interface, randomize your attributes, and happily start the simulation.

[Age 0: You are born in a poor mountain village.]

[Age 1: You are frail from birth and often fall ill.]

[Age 8: Your grandfather goes up the mountain and accidentally finds a glowing fruit. He gives it to you to eat, and you spend three days throwing up and having diarrhea.]

[Age 9: You fall into a dark pool while trying to save a little green caterpillar. You become seriously ill and bedridden, missing the big event in the village.]

[Age 15: You're a little dissatisfied and want to go outside to look for opportunities, but a rich playboy from town takes a liking to you and tries to make you his concubine.]

[Age 16: You refuse to submit and hang yourself.]

You're dead.

You lived to the age of sixteen.

The screen before you goes black, and then you lose consciousness.

"I actually died for real. Damn it!"

*

When she opens her eyes again, Yao Yao discovers that she has become the character she randomized herself.

The simulator that made her transmigrate has become her golden finger, revamped as the "Life Simulator (Cultivation Beta)."

Whether it's cultivation, seclusion, or a secret realm, simulate it eight or ten times first!

Possible scenarios are recorded in her mind, and experience gained in cultivation stacks directly...

Collect all the titles: done

Max out all the achievements: done

Points go up, up!

Even cultivation, supposedly full of danger and hard-to-find opportunities, has become easy!

From a gifted disciple to an almighty cultivator who ascends to immortality, Yao Yao soars all the way to the top, admired by everyone!

[Bonus scene]

One day, Yao Yao runs another simulation.

[Age 150: You marry Venerable Yu Han.]

What? Start over.

[Age 150: You accept Venerable Yu Han's proposal.]

What? Try again.

[Age 150: You hold a cultivation-bonding ceremony with Venerable Yu Han.]

What? One last time.

[Age 149: You try to run away from your wedding.]

[Age 150: Venerable Yu Han catches you and brings you back.]

[Age 151: After you teach him a lesson, Venerable Yu Han asks if you might consider letting him marry into your family, bringing his ancestral estate with him.]

Yao Yao: What? Who even is this guy?

Someone: (Little azure dragon wagging its tail)

A few notes:

* Progression fantasy with character growth and a male lead.

* The simulations will gradually change and upgrade.

* Bonus scenes, wink.

* Coming soon: I Went on a Killing Spree to Stop My Master from Retiring

Blurb:

Even before joining the sect, Ming Tangxi had heard of the Sword Dao Supreme.

As the strongest person in the world, Xuanyue Sheng was not only supremely powerful, but also cared deeply for all under heaven.

He had once entered the mortal world at the cost of his own safety, feeding an eagle with his flesh to save the people.

He had also drawn his sword in fury, slaying a god with one strike and then killing a demon.

And he had once taught the ten thousand ways, opening a new path to immortality for all beings.

Ming Tangxi never imagined that a man so noble and radiant would choose her as his sole successor.

On the day she joined the sect, she secretly vowed that she would never disgrace his legacy, and that her master would forever shine above like the moon.

*

As a mission-taker, Xuanyue Sheng knows full well that he is destined to be an experience pack, defeated by the protagonist.

Once the protagonist has weathered countless dangers, leveled up all the way, and finally fought him in a world-shaking battle, the mission will be over.

Then, as the former Sword Dao Supreme, he can finally retire in glory!

Having happily planned his retirement, and taken in a quiet but well-behaved and adorable little disciple, Xuanyue Sheng feels that life just keeps getting better.

His little disciple is not only smart, clever, sensible, and obedient, with crescent brows and starry eyes, bright eyes and pearly teeth, a steadfast heart, impeccable judgment, extraordinary wisdom, and no fear of powerful enemies, growing stronger with every battle... She grasps the Dao as easily as drinking water and levels up as naturally as breathing.

She has inherited his gentleman's sword and even cultivated a killing blade of her own.

He's got so much to look forward to. Hahaha!

*

To complete his mission, Xuanyue Sheng secretly starts interacting with the protagonist, gradually cultivating a relationship.

But little by little, he realizes something is wrong.

Why is the protagonist so weak that his disciple chases him around and beats him up, and so scared that he runs away before he even sees Xuanyue Sheng?

Why is his disciple becoming more and more imposing, and why does the look in her eyes make his heart pound?

Wait, good disciple, what are you trying to do to your master?!

*All of the above is true.

Theme: Work hard, dare to try, and grow into your best self. In the end, make the cultivation world a better place!