Blurb One: Ye Butong was back in his hometown for a wedding banquet. Always eager to join the fun, he ended up watching a spectacular showdown between two village aunties. Then, through a stroke of bad luck, he got caught in the crossfire and was smacked straight into a period drama by a rolling pin, becoming the sickly ex-husband of the deceitful heroine.
Not wanting to hold the poor heroine back, the first thing Ye Butong did after he transmigrated was...
"Cough, cough." He clutched his chest like the famous beauty Xi Shi.
"Sigh... With a constitution like mine, I'm out of breath after one step and coughing after two. Even if we got married, I doubt I'd be able to get into bed. I shouldn't hold you back, miss... Cough, cough..."
After saying this, Ye Butong was secretly delighted. Being single was great! He was still young, and there was no way he was stepping into the graveyard of marriage!
The heroine, whose engagement had just been broken off, narrowed her deep-set eyes and smiled. "That's all right. If you can't get into bed, I'll carry you up!"
Ye Butong's eyes widened. "Damn..." The heroine was crazy!
Blurb Two: Wei Yunfan was reborn. The first thing he did after returning was rush to find his twin sister, who had been lost as a child, expose the deception from his previous life, and stop her from marrying that sickly man.
But after actually meeting the quirky little invalid, Wei Yunfan changed his mind. You tricked people into marriage in your previous life, so this time, I'll make you suffer the pain of being tricked into marriage yourselves.
Dressed in women's clothes, Wei Yunfan gave the trembling little invalid a meaningful look and smiled wickedly.
Theme: Those who deceive others will be deceived in turn.
