Scum Top Simulator

[All the characters are villains, with one-on-one pairings at different stages]

Jiang Yiheng is a third-rate storyteller in a minor world. One day, he accidentally gets bound to the [Scummy Top Simulator].

"Hey, your world is about to end."

"Steal fortune and save the world. Either become a scummy top or a piece of trash."

To stay alive, Jiang Yiheng has no choice but to sprint down the path of scummy-top-dom.

[You have transmigrated into the world of The Flirtatious Country Doctor.]

[The male lead is under an illusion and mistakes you for an unparalleled beauty. You decide to, ]

[A. Let him have his way after a token protest] [B. Slap him to death] [C. Take the initiative and show him some love]

[You chose C. The male lead is left disheveled by your affection, then stabs you to death in a rage after he comes to his senses.]

[Failure ending CG unlocked: "Let's See If I Won't Stick You With This Needle." Physique +1.]

[You have transmigrated into the world of After Divorcing My Actress Wife, I Took Over the Entertainment Industry.]

[You have dirt on the male lead, so you, ]

[A. Threaten him into dating you] [B. Deal with the scandal to show him your sincerity] [C. Ignore the dirt and get close to him]

[You chose A, but then exposed the dirt anyway. The male lead's career is ruined, and he runs you over in his despair.]

[Failure ending CG unlocked: "One Dump Truck, Coming Right Up. Welcome to the Second Dimension." Willpower +1.]

[You have transmigrated into the world of The Apocalypse: Farming With the Campus Belle.]

[The male lead happens to take you in. You decide to, ]

[A. Become his loyal underling] [B. Pretend to refuse, then leave for now] [C. Use your charm to seduce him]

[You chose C. Your seduction fails, and you turn vengeful. You betray him by joining forces with the villain, then get bitten to death by a mutated animal.]

[Failure ending CG unlocked: "Be Kind to Dogs, Cherish Life." Charm +1.]

[You have transmigrated into the world of God-Tier Magic Card Master.]

[You pretend to be the male lead's white moonlight and enjoy all sorts of perks. You decide to, ]

[A. Assassinate the male lead] [B. Keep things as they are] [C. Tell him he's mistaken]

[You chose B. After your identity is exposed, the male lead throws you onto a garbage planet to fend for yourself. Ten years later, you are buried in trash and die.]

[Failure ending CG unlocked: "Don't Pick Up a Boyfriend From the Trash Can." Skill acquired: [Trash Identification].]

It doesn't matter if you fail at being a scummy top. If once isn't enough, be scummy twice. If twice isn't enough, try three times. One day, you'll succeed.

Jiang Yiheng's scummy-top tactics grow more and more polished.

Later, all the worlds merge, and everyone gets a class.

Jiang Yiheng meets the male leads he had wronged once again.

The male leads surround him.

Jiang Yiheng: "Our paths have crossed for the last time. Can we just be friends?"

The male leads: "No!"

Jiang Yiheng: "Then come chase me. Whoever catches me first gets to do the naughty stuff with me~"

Jiang Yiheng takes off like a shot and ascends to immortality.

Some people are scummy tops forever, but there's always someone willing to fight the whole world for one.

Theme: Love life, cherish life.