Giving My Ridiculous Superpowers to the Nation

You Xian always thought she lived in a world where people couldn't become spirits after the founding of the nation. Until one day, she sang along with the TV out of curiosity: "Pale yellow skirt, fluffy hair." The moment she finished, everyone on the street was suddenly wearing pale yellow skirts, and their hair puffed up! Only then did You Xian realize she was a high-level superpowered individual. Her ability was... [Rap Incantation] ∑(`Д`) * The Huaxia Supernatural Affairs Bureau, also known as "the relevant authorities," is dedicated to capturing wild awakened individuals. You Xian was no exception. The state soon captured her, and she became a proud civil servant. Assigned to a special ability squad, You Xian discovered that her power was far from the strangest... The ability to "make anyone kneel and call you Dad with a hundred percent success rate if you're holding a tangerine"; The "postpartum care for sows" ability; The vegetation-greening ability, "Grass, it came out"... At the same time, she found that the lives of superpowered individuals were nothing like she had imagined: There was no rigid hierarchy or everyone bowing to the strongest; Instead, there was the daily chaos of rushing from case to case, fighting organized crime, planting trees, helping poor villages, and patrolling the border... * You Xian is the strongest in the squad and always makes her debut in the center position. When facing armed criminals and criminal gangs, she can't rap at all, so she can only awkwardly sing on the spot. "Uh, look at this shop. It's shabby and rundown..." _(:_"∠)_ Criminal: What? Are you here to make us laugh? You Xian sighs. "Guess I'm still not good enough. I'm so useless." Then she rolls up her sleeves and beats the criminal into the hospital. Criminal: ??? #She can do anything except rap# #The spring breeze of reform is blowing everywhere, and the superpower squad is doing us proud!# #The right way to use superpowers in Huaxia# [Reader's Guide] 1) A silly, satisfying story. The heroine is an ordinary little genius! 2) The main theme is: even silly people can help build socialism! 3) There's not much romance. I haven't decided on the pairing yet, but he'll definitely be an outstanding graduate of the Men's Virtue Academy. [First version posted 03/01/2021, revised 10/01/2021. Screenshots as proof.] Theme: Use superpowers to advance social development and create a better tomorrow!