Silly System, Online Quick Transmigration

Lin Tong found a jade pendant at an antiques market. A god lived inside it, and gave him a System, saying he had been chosen as its successor. Lin Tong thought he had landed the protagonist role in a power-fantasy novel, until “Say that again. What kind of god are you?” The god smiled benevolently. “The God of Goofiness.” “EXM????!” After Lin Tong finally accepted leveling up by earning points through snarky remarks, along with all sorts of weird skills “As the protagonist of a power fantasy, even if I don't have a reliable System, surely I get a sexy secretary / haughty heiress / gorgeous policewoman / saintess of the temple / demon princess / sweet and innocent junior apprentice... right?” Until he discovered Those sexy secretaries / haughty heiresses / gorgeous policewomen / saintesses of the temple / demon princesses / sweet and innocent junior apprentices... Were! All! Men! Lin Tong: EXM????!! Bai Yinuo: You think my life is any easier just because I got a cross-dressing System instead of a goofy one??!! As time went by Lin Tong, straight as a ruler and convinced he was the protagonist of a power fantasy: I won't bend! I'd rather die than bend! Lin Tong, questioning his life and gradually bending: Know... knowing he's a man, I'll still go for it.jpg Lin Tong, letting himself go and bending just right: [Makes a sound of delighted surrender] A quick transmigration story, 1v1, with a straight-as-an-arrow, science-and-engineering-minded goof of a gong x a serious shou with the bearing of a powerful big shot