After Transmigrating into a Book, the Salted Fish Realized His Whole Family Were Villains

Jian Chengxi transmigrates to another world and becomes a dad. In the original story, he married a poor young man and gave birth to twins. Later, his husband enlisted in the army and disappeared without a trace. Jian Chengxi couldn’t bear the loneliness and had an affair, showing no concern for his young children. In the end, he was abandoned by everyone and died a miserable death. Jian Chengxi looks at the two adorable, fair-skinned children by his side, and his heart melts. Having an affair? Not a chance. Nobody could resist these adorable kids! But it isn’t long before Jian Chengxi realizes something is wrong... His husband, Li Lingfeng, has returned in triumph. He’s the Empire’s most sinister, cold-blooded marshal, known as a nightmare. His eldest son spends all day tinkering with model mechs, determined to destroy the world. His only daughter messes around with potions and will grow up to become the most terrifying dark witch of the future. These two future villains, who will one day dominate the galaxy, are currently three-year-old toddlers, and Jian Chengxi is their birth father. Looking at this family of the future galaxy’s biggest villains, Jian Chengxi falls silent. “...” Damn, there’s no way to live this laid-back life anymore! Li Lingfeng, who was born without the capacity to feel emotions, never imagined that one day he would have a family and someone to love. It’s just that his little wife seems terrified of him. He keeps himself in check, afraid he might frighten his delicate, vulnerable beloved. Until one day, he sees Jian Chengxi getting out of another car, smiling and chatting happily with another man. The sight is unbearable. Li Lingfeng’s face darkens, and gloom takes hold of his heart. But Jian Chengxi runs over to him in delight and grabs his hand excitedly. “Honey, I found a character education teacher for the whole family. From now on, we’ll all take classes together every week and use love to change the world!” “...” Reader’s guide: 1. Updated daily, no hiatuses. Guaranteed completion! 2. The main story is about raising kids, with a healing, everyday family-life feel! 3. Weibo: Jinjiang Zhitang. I hope you’ll come say hi! Here’s a recommendation for the next story I’m planning to write. Add it to your collection from my author page~ Title: How Many Good Older Brothers Do You Have, Anyway? Synopsis: A brand-new dating reality show takes the entertainment industry by storm. Several pairs of invited guests have dated in the past, but the production team won’t reveal who the couples are. Viewers have to guess who used to date whom. The lineup is more impressive than ever: A top actor and heartthrob who’s won all kinds of awards in the entertainment industry A famous financial tycoon and eligible bachelor A young esports star and gaming god who shot to fame at an early age The other invited guests are all outstanding too: a singer, a beautiful dancer, and a talented artist. Everyone has a respectable status, except for... Jian Shangwen, a notorious pretty face with no talent in the entertainment industry. When he strolls into view of the cameras, the audience is stunned: “Why is he here?” “Did they bring him in to make up the numbers?” “Who would ever be interested in him?” “None of these people could possibly be his ex!” Jian Shangwen thinks the same thing himself. But after he walks into the hall with his luggage, he sees the men sitting on the sofa and freezes in shock. He can understand the production team inviting exes, but why... Did they invite all of his exes?! Another upcoming story: After the Terrifying Ghosts Hear My Thoughts Synopsis: After an accident, Jian Fan becomes a streamer in an infinite survival game. Among the supernatural abilities awakened by the top streamers, his survival ability turns out to be... gossip. The viewers laugh: “What kind of useless ability is that? You’re doomed, streamer!” They say the vengeful spirit Sadako kills without spilling a drop of blood. When the female ghost, consumed by resentment over her lover’s death, is about to kill everyone, all the contestants are on the verge of being wiped out... His gossip ability activates in his mind: [S-rank vengeful spirit Sadako’s lover isn’t dead at all. He ran off with someone else behind her back!] Jian Fan: “?” Sadako, who was about to kill someone: ? The livestream viewers, who just got the scoop: !? Another survival round begins. The contestants enter a dangerous old castle, where Jian Zhen is threatened by the duke and duchess and is about to lose his life. Gossip ability: [The S-rank ghost Duke is having an affair with the maid behind his wife’s back!] The duke and duchess look at each other. The tense standoff is about to erupt. A viewer in the livestream asks: “Is this a love-triangle showdown I can watch without paying?!” Gossip ability: [Breaking news! The maid is actually a cross-dressing man!] Jian Fan: “...” What kind of game are you ghosts playing? The viewers in the livestream laugh: “Hahaha! I can’t wait. I’ve got sunflower seeds, fruit, and peanuts ready, so who does the maid actually like?” A massive survival game begins, and an ordinary human streamer becomes an overnight sensation. While everyone else fights monsters, Jian Fan snacks on gossip. The others fight for their lives, while Jian Fan’s side is all domestic drama and hair-pulling. The viewers are having a grand time catching up on all the gossip. Thanks to his gossip ability, Jian Fan makes it out of dangerous survival rounds time and again. Then, during one life-or-death moment, the ability activates: Gossip ability: [Have you heard? The dangerous-level Boss Ghost King is dating an ordinary human contestant!] Jian Fan: ? The evil ghosts charging at him stop in their tracks, surprised. They don’t even bother to attack, turning instead to whisper among themselves: [The king’s dating someone...? Is it this human?] [Yeah, yeah! I heard they’ve slept in the same bed countless times!] Jian Fan, who was just hoping to hear some gossip, is stunned. After the evil ghosts leave, Jian Fan can’t help turning to the man beside him with a smile. “I just heard them say you’re dating someone. That’s not true, right? Maybe you should clear things up?” The man’s dark eyes glimmer faintly red. Jian Fan expects him to deny it, but instead he looks at him and says: “It could be true.” Jian Fan: “...” His smile slowly fades.jpg Theme: Love is the cure for all suffering