To survive her tribulation, Fu Luan got up earlier than the rooster and went to bed later than the dog. She practiced diligently, worked hard to build up good karma, and, despite having a face that could stop traffic, refused to date so she could focus on her career. Then the tribulation lightning struck, and she was dead as a doornail.
She thought she had died for good, but woke up in a dilapidated thatched hut. Beneath her was a two-foot-wide straw mat, in front of her a broken desk, and beyond it a line of ghosts stretching as far as the eye could see, all waiting for her to arrange their reincarnations.
Fu Luan, who still had to work around the clock after death: ...I've got a three-word curse, but I don't know if I should say it.
Fortunately, she was a good person. What else could she do but make the best of it? In this day and age, just having a job was pretty good. What more could she want, a thousand-mile steed?
Life as a Land Immortal wasn't bad either. One day she'd smack around a little monster, the next she'd beat up a little ghost. Then one day, she got on the wrong side of a god named Yu Cong.
An ancient text records: The God Emperor Yu Cong, youngest son of the Ancestral Emperor, was a revered deity of the Great Wilderness, and peerlessly handsome. He commanded chaos and governed yin and yang. His nature was violent: a glance from him could scatter the soul, and his fury could unleash thunderous force, toppling mountains and churning seas... In the twenty-sixth year of the West Sea era, he was defeated by the Heavenly Emperor Xiang Yan, and his soul returned to heaven and earth.
Fu Luan, who had just plucked one of Yu Cong's hairs, calmly hid her hand behind her back. Stay calm. People having the same name happens all the time.
Content warning:
1. The story involves gods and ghosts and includes mildly scary scenes, with possible side effects including losing Sanity and being afraid to go to the bathroom at night.
2. This story is extremely kind to readers' breasts.
3. Plot-driven!
4. Note from 2023.6.28: Screenshot saved.
Theme: Put an end to superstition through practical action
