The Strongest? Me? Seriously?

Coming soon: I Awakened the Ten Shadows Technique and Became the Zenin Clan’s Goddess Written quite a while ago, a little immature, and face-slapped by the original work. Don’t binge-buy it. Story blurb: Would you believe it? One day, a god accidentally struck me dead. The god let me be reborn in the world of Demon Slayer and said it could grant me any wish. So I said, “Please let me live an ordinary life. I want ordinary fighting skills, just enough to defend myself.” But on my very first day in the Demon Slayer Corps, where I had joined to eat and slack off, I instantly killed an Upper Rank demon who had gone out to enjoy the moonlight. Somehow, I became a Hashira. Me: ? Didn’t you say the Upper Ranks were hard to beat? Other Corps members: !!! Didn’t you say you were ordinary? … Me: God, something seems off about my fighting ability? God: What’s off? By our standards, your strength is the most ordinary there is. Me: Who the hell told you to use a god’s standards to judge it!? (After defeating Muzan, I head to Jujutsu Kaisen.) The novel was previously titled I Said I Wanted an Ordinary Life. Inspired by Didn’t I Say to Make My Abilities Average in the Next Life?!, with jokes and crossovers. A silly, snarky story with no logic. Completed a while ago. * * Here are some of my upcoming works: [Jujutsu Kaisen] Little Succubi Want Romance Too! You are a fledgling succubus, barely trained and setting foot in the human world for the first time. Your goal is to do what every succubus before you has done! A kind human friend takes you in, worried that evil men in the human world will deceive you. So they use their special ability to send you into a game world for some dating practice. Scenario One: Teacher Gojo “Heh heh! Foolish sorcerers, hurry up and bow before me, ” “Oh? Cosplay? That prop looks so realistic~” “P-please don’t tug my tail! That’s cheating!” You meant to show off your succubus charms, but instead, you were thoroughly schooled. Math, physics, and chemistry tests? No thanks… Stop dumping your work reports on me, you terrible, lazy teacher!! QAQ “Come on, if you don’t use your brain, it’ll get rusty~” “Don’t try to call me stupid without saying it outright!” Someone please take away this terrifying, white-haired man who keeps forcing me to study! * Scenario Two: The Strongest, Back in His Student Days You dump your ex-boyfriend and flee in a panic, tail between your legs as you restart the new scenario, looking utterly pitiful. Th-this time, you’ll choose a younger, more innocent human! You’ll save face this time, for sure! “Be afraid! I’m the legendary, huh? Huh?” Why is that little guy in sunglasses so scary? Why does he look just like the one in your last nightmare when he takes them off!? “Hey, Geto, look! I used Blue to blast something out of the sky. Is that a tail or a heart?” “Oh, this is interesting. A demon? That belly-button sticker is weird.” “She seems totally shameless. If she hadn’t run into us, she’d probably have ruined a whole lot of unlucky virgins, right?” “Yeah. We’d better exorcise her right away.” Waaah, don’t come any closer! .jpg And don’t tie my tail into a bow! Stop it! * Scenario Three: The Pure-Love Warrior At last, you find a weak male you can bully, and he even comes with a childhood friend who’ll scare off anyone who covets you and protect you at every turn. You think you’re back in the game. But years later, your childhood friend dies and becomes a terrifying monster, while your childhood sweetheart changes completely a year later. You: Waaah, none of you are normal! I’m going to get eaten by both of them!! (P.S. This is a self-insert romance story.) * Scenario Four: Inumaki “Feel free to order me to do whatever you want! If you’re embarrassed, I’ll count that as my loss!!” (confidently strikes a pose) [Types on phone] “Ah, ow! I bit my tongue. Um… that’s not allowed! That’s going too far!!” The cursed speech user only wanted a kiss: ? Is my girlfriend really a succubus? * Toji / Naoya / Geto the Cult Leader / Two Teachers… (to be decided) One-on-one romance in each stage; during the three-person scenes, the relationship stays ambiguous. More scenarios will be added if I think of them. Silly girl x sweet treats Theme: Know your limits