Don't Ask. It's Because I Have a Car, a House, and a Pretty Face

I used to be a professional assassin. Since I didn't want to starve to death on the street, I decided to become a jujutsu sorcerer. Being a jujutsu sorcerer is great. You get full benefits and free lodging. There are countless talented people here, and everyone is so nice. I love it here! I was planning to save up enough money to open my own shop, adopt a kitten, and live a heavenly life, sunbathing, reading, and petting the cat now and then. But I never imagined my retirement plan would fall apart before it even got started. A white-haired boy whose brain had been a little scrambled after I nearly stabbed him to death when we were kids slapped several bank cards down in front of me. He crossed his arms and said arrogantly, "Be my girlfriend, and half the Gojo family's fortune will be yours someday." "???" Am I really the kind of person who gives in that easily? Apparently :) This is a happy alternate universe where everyone survives (except Papa Jin)! This story is mainly about the everyday life of a couple raising a child. There are no complicated settings or dramatic twists, and it'll probably be a medium-length story. Anyway, we'll see how badly I procrastinate (x). If you really can't accept this setup, please politely click away. I can't guarantee the characters will be perfectly in character, though I'm happy to have friendly discussions with everyone. Love you all~ (finger heart) My next Naruto story is a no-romance, adored-by-everyone power fantasy. As everyone knows, no-romance stories are... Ahem. Please support it! "The Uchiha Player Rules the Ninja World" Blurb: One evening after school, Uchiha Karen bought an adventure-survival game called "Ninja World Brawl" from a suspicious shopkeeper. She was incredibly lucky and drew a five-star bloodline limit: the Sharingan. Born into the Uchiha clan, which just happened to share her surname, Uchiha Karen excitedly started her first playthrough, ready to conquer the ninja world. But... Her older brother jumped into a river, the clan was massacred, her childhood friend went rogue, and the village elders were secretly conducting human experiments. The older boy next door, who had been close to her since childhood, turned out to be one of the big bads. And she'd been tricked by an extreme mama's boy who wanted to resurrect his mother and make the entire world retreat into a dream. Uchiha Karen: ...Fine. After personally taking out the boy next door, she furiously tore up the mama's boy's script, took over as the boss, and went on a rampage through the entire ninja world. After venting her anger, she started a second playthrough. Bound to the permanent item [Eternal Mangekyo], Uchiha Karen looked upon the utterly chaotic Warring States era... She sneered and rubbed her hands together. This time, if she didn't blow up the whole world and become its empress, she'd be embarrassed to call herself an Uchiha! Theme: Family, friendship, and love