System Failure [Western Crossover]

Account Theft: Failed [Western Crossover]

Jason decides to steal Tim’s potential date. This is after the other person has ruined his date in public for the third time.

He asks the woman Tim has been flirting with online to meet him, claiming he’s Tim.

No one warns Jason that he might fall in love at first sight under those circumstances.

From there, everything spirals out of control.

Tim decides to prank Jason after the latter steals one of his informants for the umpteenth time.

He sets up some fake accounts and uses chatbots to mess with Jason mercilessly.

He has no idea what to make of the girlfriend Jason eventually brings home. He’s quite sure none of this was supposed to happen.

#Jason is the male lead. The other guys are all yours; OOC is mine. I draw heavily on popular fanon from Western fans.

#Featuring: DC, Marvel, Livia, you. More will be added as the story goes on. You don’t need to know the canon; I’ll explain everything. Big Bad Bat is just showing up later, not dead. He’ll be back; we still need him to play the bad guy and walk the red carpet with Jason and all that.

#The eldest is both brother and parent. The colorful birds look after each other. Fluff, emotional tension, a little anxiety and healing, slow-burn development. Sweetheart, this is Jason. What were you expecting?

#The cover is not a hint at what happens later.

Soulmate Chaos Theory [Jason]

Jason joins an intelligence agency that is, for once, actually legal, planning to return home in triumph and use his legitimate credentials to rub Bruce’s nose in it.

It sounds like a great revenge plan, doesn’t it?

Except the fanfiction he writes in his spare time accidentally breaks through the fourth wall.

Lian’s private hobby is immersing herself in Robin or Red Hood fanfiction on AO3 and Tumblr.

As a devoted reader, whenever her favorite author posts an update, she’s sure to leave a dozen or so love-filled comments beneath it.

No one ever warned Lian that the fourth wall was unstable.

...Wait. So the Robins in the comics... are real?

#Batfam, fluff, a little anxiety, mutual pining, tooth-rottingly sweet, emotional tension, biting humor. Bruce isn’t a good father, but he tries. Maybe slow burn, maybe not. More to come.

#Jason: I’m not actually funny. I’m just sarcastic, and everyone thinks I’m joking.

One-Sided Crush Hypothesis [Damian]

To prove that her teenage infatuation was well and truly in the past, Kesha decides to kiss the next handsome man who steps out of the elevator, right in front of her friends.

“Why not just admit you still love Tim? We won’t judge you,” Jason says dismissively.

“I just think you’re a little pathetic,” Cass adds.

“Just you wait,” Kesha grits out.

So she kisses Damian. French-style. Right in the bustling lobby of the WE office building.

Damian is overwhelmed by everything involving the Wayne family, including the company’s stock price, his work-averse dad, Gotham’s villains, four younger brothers and three younger sisters who never listen, and the other family’s kid who came as a bonus when they acquired the third-youngest: Kesha.

Which means yes, he knows about Kesha’s sad case of love at first sight, and their years of mutual one-sided pining.

#Damian is the male lead. Batfam, fluff, one-sided love for now, emotional tension, slow-burn development, idiots in love, enemies to friends to lovers. Bruce is a good father; Jason is a good big brother. More to come.

#Damian: For years, I’ve been hinting at my feelings for her. She isn’t stupid, just oblivious.

Kesha: Then try being more direct. Just tell her you love her.

Damian: I love you.

Kesha: See? That was easy.

Second First Love [Dick]

When Dick opens Bruce’s last will, it isn’t what he expected.

“Stop fooling around, Dick. Get a real job, Jason. Get off the internet and go live like a normal person, Tim. And you, Damian? Stop judging other people’s love lives. You kids won’t inherit a thing unless you finish the project I assigned you.”

Not inheriting the estate means none of them can enter the Batcave.

“Sort this out, Miracle Boys,” Babs orders sternly. “He’s frozen all the night shift resources, and none of us wants to live like that.”

The good news is that if just one of them fulfills the conditions, they can all access the Batcave.

When Letty gets a call from her ex, her first thought is that Dick is broke.

She’s both wrong and not far off.

“We can’t count on Dick,” Tim says. “I’ve decided to take matters into my own hands.”

“This is the perfect chance to beat Dick once and for all,” Jason laughs.

“Enough, Tim. Enough, Jason. You’re making everything worse. Uh, you’re not actually going out with them, are you, Letty?”

Letty looks at Damian.

#Dick is the male lead. Batfam, fluff, fake dating(?), emotional tension, maybe slow burn, idiots in love, exes to lovers. Bruce is a good father. More to come.

#Bruce isn’t dead! This is just like the Knightfall Protocol. Dad’s had enough and is determined to make the kids do something respectable outside the night shift. That’s all.

#Kidnapper: I’m with your boyfriend.

Letty: Which one?

Kidnapper: The dark-haired one.

Letty: You’ll have to be more specific.

Kidnapper: The blue-eyed one.

Letty: Dude, they’re all dark-haired and blue-eyed. But never mind. Whichever one you grabbed, he’ll make sure you disappear. Good luck.

Theme: Be kind, work hard, and do the right thing. Good fortune and blessings will find their way back to you.