My column, "The Cannon Fodder Is Born Defiant (Quick Transmigration)," is currently being serialized.
Blurb:
· Warning! Warning! Warning!
· Dangerous people are approaching. All potential victims, evacuate as soon as possible! Get out now!
· After the naturally defiant Guan Hao is bound to the Cannon Fodder System, she learns that she will be sent to various small worlds to fulfill the wishes of cannon-fodder characters. She rubs her hands together excitedly:
· Everyone, how about a look at the winners of honors like "Upholding Justice," "The Ultimate Wife Material," and "Master of Empty Promises"?
System: "Cannon fodder should act like cannon fodder. Choose one of the following options for every world, and stick to it."
"A: Die gloriously. B..."
Guan Hao: "B! BBBBB! I choose B!"
1: The stepmother who upholds justice
> With no wife, the whole family is desperate. With a wife, the whole family bullies her. My husband beat me to death.
> Guan Hao: Then I'll get a wife and bully the whole family.
2: The white moonlight's coffin lid won't stay shut
> After the white moonlight died, I was forced to become her replacement.
> Guan Hao: Let go of that coffin lid and let me at it!
3: After getting entangled with a man suffering from venereal disease
> After being reborn, the man suffering from venereal disease vows to find a wife who will never abandon him.
> Guan Hao: Am I the unlucky wife?
This novel's blurb:
Just after Wu Yunbo wraps filming on the Shunzhi Deposed Empress drama, she receives an edict deposing her as Empress, issued by her "great-grandson."
Qianlong: "Nara, for old times' sake, I will let you keep your consort rank. Reflect on your conduct and remain confined to your palace in repentance."
Wu Yunbo: "Your Majesty is right. This concubine is unworthy of the title of Empress."
Then Wu Yunbo takes out her golden finger and calmly puts on the "Mutual Harm x3" halo.
From then on...
Consort Xian is insincere in her efforts to attend to the Empress Dowager, so the Empress Dowager orders her to kneel outside Shoukang Palace.
An hour later, the Emperor suddenly suffers a leg ailment and ends up bedridden and paralyzed.
Consort Ling falls into the water and frames Consort Xian. The Emperor angrily slaps Consort Xian.
At the same time, the Empress Dowager's face swells up, and she collapses unconscious with her legs stretched out.
The Empress Dowager thinks Consort Xian is cursed. In the middle of the night, she orders a young eunuch to sneak into Yikun Palace and strangle her with a white silk cord.
That night, chaos erupts in the Hall of Mental Cultivation. The Emperor's eyes bulge and his tongue lolls out, and he nearly dies.
Qianlong thinks Heaven is unfair and orders a trusted aide to poison Consort Xian's food.
That afternoon, the Empress Dowager makes a home on the chamber pot.
One day, the Empress Dowager and her son sit facing each other.
"Your Majesty, Consort Xian..."
"Imperial Mother, Consort Xian..."
Mother and son speak in unison: "Let's give her the throne!"
#A thousand years to cross the same river, and I'll leave you a way out#
#A hundred years to share the same pillow, how sweet is having your harm reflected back?#
Reader's Guide:
1. All harm suffered by the heroine is reflected back onto the scummy Emperor and the Empress Dowager.
2. The heroine owns the golden finger. It designates both parties for mutual harm, and they will suffer all the harm and blows she experiences, including emotional ones.
3. At heart, this is still a silly harem story. This story is entirely fictional.
[Screen captured on 2020/12/28]
Theme: Stand on your own two feet and live as yourself.
Um, isn't Heshen called Shanbao? Heshen is the name given by Qianlong, right?
After all the flowers are spread, he is still the dog emperor in the end, haha
Suddenly I felt a little sorry for the Dog Emperor
Hahahahaha I'm calling you a fool
Finished spreading flowers, Wuhu~
Ha ha ha ha! It's finally over, and I just want to ask my aunt if she still has to fill the hole?
Ha ha! Never expected it
Hahahahahahahahaha
Finished with flowers, see you in the next one
Tsk, can the Dog Emperor's face be restored?