[Western Crossover] No Cheesy Pickup Lines

As Asgard's young prince, Loki once stumbled upon a spell of prophecy while leafing through an ancient book.

He used the spell to see his own future.

The proud second prince scoffed in disdain. As a sorcerer, why would he ever get into close combat with a dagger?

Even though he'd once turned into a snake at the age of eight and stabbed his brother.

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Later...

Everything seemed to change.

His musclebound brother: "Do you know what's most precious in the world?"

Loki: "Wealth? Status? Happiness?"

His musclebound brother: "No. You!"

Loki: "..." (pupils trembling)

During the invasion of Midgard.

Loki: "Kneel."

Everyone kneels.

Someone shouts: "Do you have a lighter?"

Loki: "...?"

The person: "Then how did you set my heart on fire?!"

Loki: "..."

Something is wrong with the people of Midgard.

Heaven knows where these cheesy pickup lines came from. Loki was baffled.

Even the Avengers who captured him had gotten weird, though in a way that made his veins bulge with rage.

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Everyone is out of character. This is a silly comedy, so don't worry about the chaotic timeline!

Theme: I mainly want to see them say cheesy pickup lines.