Lin Weiyu had just returned to the country when, as soon as he stepped off the plane, he was stabbed by a suitor's solo fan.
The Perfect Life System came to him and said that if he completed its missions, he could revive on the spot without having to watch an ad.
Every mission target was a household name: actors, idols, esports players...
Their lives were glorious in the first half, but in the second half they were abandoned when the spotlight faded. For all sorts of reasons, they ultimately ended up disgraced and ruined.
Lin Weiyu's mission was to become a devoted fan who would follow them forever, a fan who'd stick by them for life. Even if the whole world turned against his idol, he'd fight the whole world for him!
Question: What kind of devoted fan will never leave their idol?
Answer: Become his sister-in-law!
Only a sister-in-law will offer her body, money, and connections, stay silent even when her idol cheats or gives her the silent treatment, and post a long-winded statement that trends online only to get the netizens to yell at him until he comes home!
Young Master Lin had money, free time, good looks, and excellent follow-through. That very night, he mapped out a career plan for becoming an entertainment-industry sister-in-law. He registered several burner accounts and reinvented himself as a ten-year veteran fan of each idol. For the newly crowned Best Actor, he pulled strings to get him a high-budget drama. For the esports player, he poured a fortune into renovating the club. For the boy-band idol, he even went out in person to take photos as a fan-site master...
The entertainment industry was turned upside down!!!
The top actor, who always kept himself respectable and never courted rumors, suddenly had a rich male lover. Paparazzi claimed to have photographed the actor and his sister-in-law entering a mansion one after the other, apparently spending the night together.
Solo fan: WTF, your career's taking off and you pull this? How are we supposed to hype up your new drama's ship now? @NightRainDrizzle, you just wanted to play sister-in-law, didn't you? You have no heart!!
Fellow fan of another actor: Here for the gossip.
Fan of another rising star 1: If it comes to it, let my bias have Sister-in-Law Xiaoyu. His resources are so bad, I'm really craving those high-budget projects she gets him.
Fan of another rising star 2: My guy really needs work!! Can Sister-in-Law Xiaoyu come over and indulge in being his sister-in-law for a while?!
Fan of another rising star 3: So the legendary Sister-in-Law Xiaoyu is @NightRainDrizzle. Thanks to the actor's fandom for tagging him. Followed, DM sent. Here's my resume and portfolio, please don't let all this come to nothing.
Solo fan: ?
Solo fan: Shameless!! She's our sister-in-law, you can't steal her, aaaahhhhh!!
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A champion player who never showed interest in women or duo-queued with girls was caught playing ranked late at night on stream with an account that only played enchanter supports. The fandom exploded.
Solo fan: Are you sick? The summer split is almost here. Why aren't you training? You'd better win the championship or die!! Why do all the female stars of esports have a sister-in-law complex?!
Fan of rival team 1: Wait, that account belongs to StarLikeRain, number one on the platform's tipping leaderboard!! Sister Xiaoyu, come play in our player's stream next time!
Fan of rival team 2: What the hell, Sister Xiaoyu spent thirty million renovating your club. Just let her have this. Don't just say your guy can sleep with her: everyone from your manager to your players should take turns. My team has a bunch of ugly guys who'd love to sleep with her, but they don't even get the chance.
Fan of rival team 3: If our sister-in-law were even half as considerate as Sister Xiaoyu, only asking her boyfriend to boost her rank during the off-season, I'd thank my lucky stars. Want to trade?
Solo fan: Get lost! All of you! I'm not trading! Stop lusting after our sister-in-law! If you steal her, your team won't get a good draw this season!!
A fan's fight with a sasaeng revealed that a top boy-band idol was sitting beside his own fan-site master in first class: undeniable proof of secret contact and a career-ending scandal!!
Solo fan: Sasaengs are all awful! You're the reason my idol's life is ruined!!
Fan of another male idol 1: Oh, isn't that Rain? How many viral photo sets has he made for your idol? You sure you want to chase him away? Without the filter of his sister-in-law's love, no one's going to hide the fact that your guy looks like an ugly mango anymore.
Fan of another male idol 2: When's Rain switching sides? I can't stand the fansites in my fandom anymore, with their overexposed white filters and the same picture edited in Meitu Xiu Xiu a hundred times.
Fan of another male idol 3: I'll always remember the offline lineup show my idol did with the top star. The photo set Rain took for my idol went viral...
Solo fan: Sasaengs have taste too. Your idols are one uglier than the next, and you still dare to drool over our fan-site master? Go back to the operating table!
After the fan war blew up beyond the fandom, solo fans from all sides compared notes. Something was off: why did every fandom have a Sister-in-Law Xiaoyu?
Your Sister-in-Law Xiaoyu isn't the same as my Sister-in-Law Xiaoyu, right.jpg
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As famous as the man who caused a bloody storm under the name "Sister-in-Law Xiaoyu" was Zhou Manting, a notorious solo fan. From the newly crowned Best Actor to the champion player to the top-tier star, every idol he supported ended up in a scandal, and he could never escape the nightmare of "Sister-in-Law Xiaoyu."
Zhou Manting angrily confronted his older brother. "Fine, I'll admit this Xiaoyu really is rich and good-looking, and really attractive, but what gives him the right to date three people at once?!"
Lin Weiyu, who was editing photos of the top-tier star: "Uh..."
Lin Weiyu's number-one solo fan nervously asked, "Do you think he'll set his sights on you?"
A younger solo-fan top who is secretly in love and makes a mess of everything x An older queen bottom who spends lavishly and seems flirtatious but is actually indifferent.
1. An overdose of forum posts, with lots of fandom fights, insults, and obsessive fan behavior. Don't read if that's not your thing.
2. The author isn't part of any of the fandoms mentioned in the blurb. Aside from fictional characters, there are no real-life celebrities involved. The author is just an innocent passerby who enjoys the gossip and spectacle.
3. One-on-one romance, happy ending.
Theme: Be a rational fan.