The heroine is an ordinary couch potato. She smashes the heads of alien beasts while secretly being scared stiff.
In her heart: I can't do this! I can't do this! I can't beat them!
In her hands: Keep those Meteor Fists of Wind and Fire coming!
A vicious female demon on the outside, but inside she's just a timid, lazy couch potato.
Han Yu, a couch potato, stays up late binge-watching shows. On her way to work, she falls asleep holding a subway handrail. When she wakes up, she's transmigrated a thousand years into the future, where steel warriors roam everywhere, giant mechs fill the skies, and interstellar monsters show up every few days.
No anime, no Korean dramas, no beer and fried chicken, no hot pot or skewers. And there are parental controls on the internet! Damn it!
Han the Couch Potato lies in bed, staring at the ceiling and silently crying. Life after transmigrating is so utterly boring!
As a couch potato, Han Yu's ambition in life is to slack off at work every day until retirement, then go home. She's never proactive at work and always finishes everything right before the deadline. As Han Yu puts it, "If the work isn't due until Friday, why finish it on Wednesday? Maybe the boss will have gone to meet God by Thursday."
She never imagined that she would be the one to meet God first...
Even more unbelievable, as a thoroughly red-blooded successor to socialism, after transmigrating a thousand years into the future, she'd become a ruthless female demon, an alien-beast exterminator, and the one whose name must not be spoken: You-Know-Who!
Heaven knows, I'm just an ordinary couch potato!
Male lead: An all-purpose little helper, a wise and capable partner.
Female lead: A couch potato.
New novel coming soon: I Really Don't Want to Inherit the Family Business! [Mecha]
Lu Yun is an unremarkable orphan of the Empire. His life goal is to get into the Imperial Military Academy, where tuition is free, study mechanical engineering, which doesn't require going to the front lines, and become a professional soldier in a civilian post after graduation. He'll get a secure government job, live in the dormitory provided by his employer, and reach the pinnacle of life.
But when he has to choose his career track for the first time at age twelve, a relative shows up, claiming there's a huge family business waiting for Lu Yun to inherit.
Lu Yun: ? I suspect you want to steal my kidneys!
The Empire established a comprehensive national gene database long ago. If you try, you can find not only your own grandchildren, but even your great-uncle's maternal grandfather's sister's husband's nephew. When relatives who'd been missing for nearly ten years suddenly show up, Lu Yun immediately calls the police: Hello, Officer, how much reward money can I get for reporting a human trafficker?
Kuren Tich, a pirate king who spent his whole life ruling the seas, never imagined he'd be arrested one day, and on a kidnapping and trafficking charge, no less! How disgraceful! He may be a pirate, but he has principles and standards. He would never target women or children!
Pirate King: "You're truly the apple of my eye!" His own grandson!
Lu Yun: Heh, so you don't just want to steal my kidneys, you want to transplant my heart too!
Theme: A couch potato's rules for staying alive.
Woohoo~ It's true that I'm still a teenager after running away for half my life, hahahahahahahahaha
Ah, after reading the extras I wrote, I suddenly wanted to write articles such as "The Big Devil's High School Farming Life" and "Surprise!" Sitting at the same table is from a history textbook.
But I'm afraid I'll fail again. After all, I am the kind of author who collapses as soon as he writes and no one reads it!
To be honest, I quite like this ending. Many things before have been explained, such as where those strange beasts came from. Although it feels a little rushed, I think the overall story is pretty good.
The plot in the Snow Mountain Battlefield is a bit extreme, and this chapter is a bit better. It would be better if the author wants to revise the article later to clarify the plot of the game. I feel that there are many hidden threads that have not been clarified, which makes it very difficult to read.
I'm a little tired of seeing this. I feel like I started to take the wrong approach after entering the arena. It's uncomfortable to watch the massacres and accidents. And the protagonist's team members all act like they have no brains. They slaughter like crazy (although this is a matter of stance). They have no brains for the sake of points. It's so angry to watch.
Hey, it's a bit sad. The team that had just cheered up immediately encountered a strong enemy.
... It's crazy..., Genes themselves are very mysterious. Add other things, how do you know whether what you create is still human? Or do you think that as long as it is beneficial to human beings, it is not that important...
Attack on Titan is here... I was stunned for a while!
Although this is the reality, it is so difficult for a group of half-grown children to go to the battlefield without any experience, and the people above them do not believe what they have discovered...
Ah, this, this, this, this, madam, please change the subject and write it.
Cultivation of Immortalitydaily Life of Cattle and Horses in the Light of the Right Path
I Can't Lie Down Today Either
I Am a Mountain Barbarian
April Pet Hospital
I Really Don't Want to Inherit the Family Business!
When I Become a Primary School Student
Great Escape Through the World of Classics
Even as a Puppy, I Have to Go to School
I Might Have Enrolled in a Fake School
Survival on the Grasslands [Transmigration]
After I Transmigrated, I Wanted to Rebel Every Day
Don't Go to Kindergarten Today Either [Infinite]
Woohoo~ It's true that I'm still a teenager after running away for half my life, hahahahahahahahaha
Ah, after reading the extras I wrote, I suddenly wanted to write articles such as "The Big Devil's High School Farming Life" and "Surprise!" Sitting at the same table is from a history textbook. But I'm afraid I'll fail again. After all, I am the kind of author who collapses as soon as he writes and no one reads it!
To be honest, I quite like this ending. Many things before have been explained, such as where those strange beasts came from. Although it feels a little rushed, I think the overall story is pretty good.
The plot in the Snow Mountain Battlefield is a bit extreme, and this chapter is a bit better. It would be better if the author wants to revise the article later to clarify the plot of the game. I feel that there are many hidden threads that have not been clarified, which makes it very difficult to read.
I'm a little tired of seeing this. I feel like I started to take the wrong approach after entering the arena. It's uncomfortable to watch the massacres and accidents. And the protagonist's team members all act like they have no brains. They slaughter like crazy (although this is a matter of stance). They have no brains for the sake of points. It's so angry to watch.
Hey, it's a bit sad. The team that had just cheered up immediately encountered a strong enemy.
... It's crazy..., Genes themselves are very mysterious. Add other things, how do you know whether what you create is still human? Or do you think that as long as it is beneficial to human beings, it is not that important...
Attack on Titan is here... I was stunned for a while!
Although this is the reality, it is so difficult for a group of half-grown children to go to the battlefield without any experience, and the people above them do not believe what they have discovered...
Ah, this, this, this, this, madam, please change the subject and write it.