Fang Xun is a terrible student, and after nine years of compulsory education, he faces the prospect of having nowhere to continue his studies. Through connections, he gets into a mysterious school that claims its graduates are guaranteed jobs, assigned positions, and even government appointments.
Deep in the mountains, an ancient, moss-covered archway bears the words "Kunlun Immortal Cultivation Academy, Qingzhang Mountain Affiliated Middle School," printed in neat Song-style type.
The name of the school and the lettering both look completely untrustworthy.
Fang Xun thinks he has enrolled in a fake school. They don't study math, physics, or chemistry, but the art of divination, feng shui, and fortune-telling. They don't study English, but learn to draw talismans. In crafts class, they fold gold ingots, and in PE, they practice martial arts and swordsmanship.
His roommates are just as strange. One tells fortunes every day and spends ten minutes figuring out whether to step outside with his left foot or his right.
One howls whenever the moon is full and turns into a furry beast.
And another seems perfectly normal, but spends all day dreaming of saving the world and becoming a superhero.
But then the principal puts an end to Fang Xun's thoughts of dropping out: "Our students are guaranteed jobs as soon as they graduate. Our employment rate is one hundred percent, and outstanding students can enter the relevant government departments without taking an exam. You'll have a secure job for life!"
Fang Xun: I'm in! Getting a job is the ultimate goal of studying!
New novel coming soon: April Pet Hospital
At No. 10 Garden Road stands a pet hospital. As its director, Gong Siyue is handsome, kindhearted, and highly skilled. He's a locally renowned "miracle-working doctor" and "expert neuterer."
While other children change their dream jobs as often as clouds drift across the sky, Gong Siyue has been certain since childhood that he wants to become a veterinarian, because he has a secret.
He can understand what little animals say!
Patient One:
The owner's description: Every time he poops, he keeps making noises and seems to be struggling. Could he be constipated?
Gong Siyue (thinking): Hmm...
Owner: Does he need an ultrasound?
Xiaomi: Meow, meow, meow! (Mom! Look! I did another huge poop today. Come pick it up!)
Gong Siyue (shaking his head): No need. There's nothing wrong. Maybe he makes all that noise because he's proud and happy every time he poops.
Patient Two:
The owner's description: He suddenly changed personality, became restless and aggressive, and keeps trying to run away from home.
Gong Siyue: Uh...
Owner (with tears in their eyes): Is it terminal? I heard little animals run away from home when they're about to die because they don't want to burden their families.
Awang: Woof, woof, woof!!! (You dognapper! Kidnapper! You monster! I want to go home!)
Gong Siyue: Um, have you considered that you might have picked up the wrong dog?
Theme: We all have a bright future ahead of us
The first part is very interesting, but the second part is very speechless. I frowned and read it, but I still held my breath in my heart. The Chinese character in the article is terrible, almost like a cross-dressing.
Finished spreading flowers! It feels like the person in charge started to enter another world line due to their perfunctory attitude towards Fang Xun. Fang Xun's education that took into account universal values also strayed into the world of metaphysics. However, the malice and suspicion of people in the second world are the most hurtful. Xiao Gu, because of his talent for objective reasons, was unable to participate in it all the time, so he chose a more dangerous path. As a result, the two people were originally relatively complementary, but they were unable to take risks and grow together. However, the new good brothers Fang Xun met at school had various differences in family backgrounds, resulting in different choices. So Fang Xun's adventure is destined to be lonely. In my opinion, there is no problem with the rhythm up to this point. However, when the conflicts suddenly broke out in the later period, Fang Xun could only rely on force (talent) to solve it, but the consequences were not satisfactory, so he hastily started to wrap up the extra chapter (I only thought at the beginning that the extra chapter would show Xiao Gu's direction, but I didn't expect that several years would pass by in direct time). I felt that the rhythm was a bit strange, and I can't say it was weird. It was not as comfortable as the beginning. All in all, thank you for spreading the flowers. I really like this article. From the male protagonist in the previous book, Little Wolf, to the male protagonist in this one who looks like a puppy. I especially like the young and enthusiastic male protagonist. Thank you to the author!
Going abroad means you are really isolated and helpless~ Although it is not much better at home... I feel that the relevant departments in the article are still too useless and don't care about the life and death of ordinary people...
New article preview: "April Pet Hospital"
No. 10 Huayuan Road is a pet hospital. As the director of the pet hospital, Gong Yuiren is handsome, kind-hearted, and has superb medical skills. He is a well-known local "miraculous doctor" and "egg-opening expert."
While other children's ideal careers are constantly changing like clouds in the sky, Gong Yiyue has firmly decided to become a pet doctor since he was a child - because he has a secret.
He can understand the little animals!
Patient 1:
The patient's family member described: Every time, the baby keeps crying and seems to be struggling. Could it be constipation?
Gong Siyue (contemplative): Well...
Family members: Do I need a B-ultrasound?
Xiaomi: Meow meow meow! (Mom! Look! I pooped big daddy again today, come and pick it up!)
Gong Siyue (shaking his head): No need, there is nothing abnormal. Every time daddy screams non-stop, it should be because he is very proud and happy.
Patient two:
The patient's family members described: sudden change in temperament, mania, yelling, and multiple attempts to run away from home.
Gong Siyue: Ah this...
Family members (with tears in their eyes): Are you terminally ill? I heard that small animals will leave home voluntarily before they die because they are worried about causing trouble to the family.
Awang: Woof woof woof! ! ! (You are a trafficker! A kidnapper! Damn it! I want to go home!)
Gong Siyue: Well, have you ever thought that you picked up the wrong dog?
I still like Huamao the most because it was the first one I read. After reading the subsequent ones, I always felt that something was missing.
I felt too impatient, and several of the books were not well written.
Don't be too impatient, let's take our time [Bixin]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhinging there being me reading it. Didn't the author stop writing it?
Bai Hu and Xiao Gu, take a bite
But if they can protect Fang Xun's family, why do they need to go abroad to survive?
This is right. There will only be more people in foreign countries who want Fang Xun to die, not less.
If he goes abroad with this status, he will definitely die faster...
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I Can't Lie Down Today Either
I Am a Mountain Barbarian
April Pet Hospital
I Really Don't Want to Inherit the Family Business!
When I Become a Primary School Student
Famous World Escape
Even as a Puppy, I Have to Go to School
Survival on the Grasslands [Transmigration]
After I Transmigrated, I Wanted to Rebel Every Day
Don't Go to Kindergarten Today Either [Infinite]
Taking Down the Liquor Factory with Fanfiction
The first part is very interesting, but the second part is very speechless. I frowned and read it, but I still held my breath in my heart. The Chinese character in the article is terrible, almost like a cross-dressing.
Finished spreading flowers! It feels like the person in charge started to enter another world line due to their perfunctory attitude towards Fang Xun. Fang Xun's education that took into account universal values also strayed into the world of metaphysics. However, the malice and suspicion of people in the second world are the most hurtful. Xiao Gu, because of his talent for objective reasons, was unable to participate in it all the time, so he chose a more dangerous path. As a result, the two people were originally relatively complementary, but they were unable to take risks and grow together. However, the new good brothers Fang Xun met at school had various differences in family backgrounds, resulting in different choices. So Fang Xun's adventure is destined to be lonely. In my opinion, there is no problem with the rhythm up to this point. However, when the conflicts suddenly broke out in the later period, Fang Xun could only rely on force (talent) to solve it, but the consequences were not satisfactory, so he hastily started to wrap up the extra chapter (I only thought at the beginning that the extra chapter would show Xiao Gu's direction, but I didn't expect that several years would pass by in direct time). I felt that the rhythm was a bit strange, and I can't say it was weird. It was not as comfortable as the beginning. All in all, thank you for spreading the flowers. I really like this article. From the male protagonist in the previous book, Little Wolf, to the male protagonist in this one who looks like a puppy. I especially like the young and enthusiastic male protagonist. Thank you to the author!
Going abroad means you are really isolated and helpless~ Although it is not much better at home... I feel that the relevant departments in the article are still too useless and don't care about the life and death of ordinary people...
New article preview: "April Pet Hospital" No. 10 Huayuan Road is a pet hospital. As the director of the pet hospital, Gong Yuiren is handsome, kind-hearted, and has superb medical skills. He is a well-known local "miraculous doctor" and "egg-opening expert." While other children's ideal careers are constantly changing like clouds in the sky, Gong Yiyue has firmly decided to become a pet doctor since he was a child - because he has a secret. He can understand the little animals! Patient 1: The patient's family member described: Every time, the baby keeps crying and seems to be struggling. Could it be constipation? Gong Siyue (contemplative): Well... Family members: Do I need a B-ultrasound? Xiaomi: Meow meow meow! (Mom! Look! I pooped big daddy again today, come and pick it up!) Gong Siyue (shaking his head): No need, there is nothing abnormal. Every time daddy screams non-stop, it should be because he is very proud and happy. Patient two: The patient's family members described: sudden change in temperament, mania, yelling, and multiple attempts to run away from home. Gong Siyue: Ah this... Family members (with tears in their eyes): Are you terminally ill? I heard that small animals will leave home voluntarily before they die because they are worried about causing trouble to the family. Awang: Woof woof woof! ! ! (You are a trafficker! A kidnapper! Damn it! I want to go home!) Gong Siyue: Well, have you ever thought that you picked up the wrong dog?
I still like Huamao the most because it was the first one I read. After reading the subsequent ones, I always felt that something was missing. I felt too impatient, and several of the books were not well written. Don't be too impatient, let's take our time [Bixin]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhinging there being me reading it. Didn't the author stop writing it?
Bai Hu and Xiao Gu, take a bite
But if they can protect Fang Xun's family, why do they need to go abroad to survive?
This is right. There will only be more people in foreign countries who want Fang Xun to die, not less.
If he goes abroad with this status, he will definitely die faster...