The Scum CEO Who Became the Father of Twins

When Xiao Qingfeng wakes up, he finds himself inside a melodramatic novel about male pregnancy and a groveling husband seeking his wife back. He's become the scumbag top who had a beloved white moonlight in his heart, but got drugged, went to the wrong room, and had no choice but to marry the bottom to take responsibility. After being forced to marry him, the top ignores and abuses the bottom, both physically and emotionally. The bottom eventually divorces him and runs away while pregnant. Then the top realizes he's fallen in love with him. Five years later, the bottom returns with twins, and the top begins an arduous quest to win him back, suffering one humiliation after another. Xiao Qingfeng transmigrated before he could finish the book. Now he's the cold, ruthless, gorgeous scumbag top whom everyone despises. By the time he arrives, five years have already passed. Forced by the System, he must maintain his CEO persona and begin groveling to win back his wife, taking all the abuse himself. Xiao Qingfeng: ... He lifts his shirt: Perfect eight-pack abs! He counts his black cards: More money than I could ever spend!! He looks in the mirror: A face so handsome it takes your breath away!!! I'm already a winner in life. All I have to do is follow the plot. As long as I don't fall in love, I'm the one who won't get hurt. How hard can this be? Xiao Qingfeng rolls up his sleeves and charges into battle. Xiao Qingfeng: Here's a black card. The bottom: No. Xiao Qingfeng: I'll buy you a house. The bottom: No. Xiao Qingfeng: I'll get you connections and make you the center of attention when you debut. The bottom: No. Xiao Qingfeng: Fine. If you don't want it, I'll take it back. The bottom: ... System: ... On the first day of his quest to win back his wife, Xiao Qingfeng mistakes someone else for him and accidentally sends out a bouquet of flowers. He never expects that bouquet to cost him the rest of his life. Reading Guide: 1. The children are not the main characters' children. Their father is someone else. 2. The bottom in the story isn't the bottom in this novel, and the protagonist isn't the top in this novel. The top is someone else. 3. A silly comedy. The author has swallowed the logic. Just enjoy the fun. December 24, 2020: Blurb posted on Weibo ~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~ Next novel: After Forming a Bond with the Sword Cultivator Ancestor The child from the Chu family who was kidnapped has finally been found. Apparently, he spent over a decade living in the countryside, in some backwater with not even a decent school. Who knows what kind of country bumpkin he'll turn out to be? Probably skinny and dark, swearing like a sailor, ill-mannered, and downright unpleasant. Why bring him back when they could just give him some money and be done with it? The Chu family's distant relatives are all waiting to see the head of the family make a fool of himself. Is he really going to hand over the vast family fortune to a useless kid like that? Then, on that day, Chu Wei returned to the Chu family in full view of everyone. The young man wore a pale green robe and seemed to float like an immortal, completely out of place in this mortal world. Even looking at him felt like a sacrilege. Everyone was stunned. How could the countryside produce a child like this? Later, they discovered that the young man was a master of calligraphy, and every painting he made was worth a fortune. His work was so sought-after that a single character was almost impossible to find on the market. Most incredible of all, Chu Wei was the feng shui master everyone else would pay a fortune just to meet. Everyone: Please, we beg you, take on the family business! Chu Wei: Thanks for asking, but it's too much work. Chu Wei had a secret. As a child, he once stumbled into an otherworldly paradise. When he woke up, another person had appeared in his mind. That person said he was the sword cultivator ancestor of the Xuanfeng Sword Sect. Impressed by Chu Wei's exceptional talent, he took him as a disciple, taught him cultivation techniques, and opened his Heavenly Eye. Chu Wei's life changed completely from then on. Later, his master said that once Chu Wei came of age, they would form a bond: a marriage pact that meant they would live and die together. Chu Wei gladly agreed. After being brought back to the Chu family, Chu Wei quickly became a prominent figure in the family. Powerful people from every field came to befriend him. Business executive: I have a clever, adorable daughter. Retired movie star: I have a beautiful granddaughter. Popular actress: What about me? Chu Wei: Thanks for asking, but I'm married. Everyone: ???!!! Theme: Stay true to love and build a beautiful life together