Are You Teaching Me How to Do Things?

Bite! Jianghu Express, this article will be published in the early morning of 12.11 (Saturday)! The main text of the short story is finished] 1. The big devil Feng Duanyun had done all kinds of bad things in his life. Before he died, he had only one dream in his heart. If there is an afterlife, he may be a good person. The great knight Jiang Tianyuan only did good deeds in his life. Before he died, he only had one extravagant hope in his heart. If there is an afterlife, he will probably no longer be a good person. Then the two of them died together, falling off a cliff and dying. When they opened their eyes again, they found that they had actually replaced each other's body. In order not to damage each other's reputation, they can only learn from each other and act according to each other's habits. Feng Duanyun: To do bad things is... Jiang Tianyuan silently picked up a pebble and threw it into the grandma's window on the roadside. Jiang Tianyuan: Don't do evil for small things! Jiang Tianyuan: To do good deeds is to spend all your money to save the common people! Feng Duanyun took out a small copper plate and threw it into his grandma's window on the roadside. Feng Duanyun: ... Don't neglect doing good deeds because they are small. They thought they were pretending to be very similar, but unexpectedly in the eyes of the rest of the world—— The two people exchanged weapons and money bags. They were so ambiguous, couldn't they be together? ! 2. Feng Duanyun never believed in fate. He doesn't believe in karma and retribution. All he has believed in in his life is the sharp knife in his hand. Jiang Tianyuan is a little superstitious. He believes that good and evil will be rewarded, and that everything is the best encounter in destiny. ——For example, in the past, he turned into a devil, and the devil turned into him. Jiang Tianyuan: This is fate. Feng Duanyun:...... Jiang Tianyuan: It's written like this in the book. Feng Duanyun:...... Jiang Tianyuan: I think we should—— Feng Duanyun: ... You want to teach me how to do things? Jiang Tianyuan nodded vigorously: I want to teach you how to do things. I want to teach you how to be happy in the world, and how to be chivalrous and soft-hearted. I want to fight with you and sing songs, the mountains are high and the rivers are long. 3. Feng Duanyun: ... You speak human language. Jiang Tianyuan: I want to eat with you from the Western Regions to the south of the Yangtze River. Feng Duanyun:...... Jiang Tianyuan: Mobei has reached Miao territory. Feng Duanyun:...... Jiang Tianyuan: I really need to find someone to settle it! You are particularly missing——me——! ———————— The next chapter is coming~ "Become a good person and become a good person" Grand Tutor Xie Shenxuan was the most talented person in Beijing, but because of his mouth, he made thousands of enemies in the court. Once when he recovered from a serious illness, he suddenly saw big characters full of murderous intentions for him floating above other people's heads. Even the emperor had the words "I really want to kill him" floating above his head. In order to save his life, Xie Shenxuan could only restrain himself and become the most obedient minister of the emperor. He was even willing to go to the worst class in Taixue to teach that group of dandy children. But he met Zhu Ye, the commander of Xuanying Guard. There is no writing on Moro Ye's head. Xie Shenxuan didn't know Zhu Ye's likes and dislikes for him, and he was worried that Zhu Ye would also want to kill him. Therefore, every time he saw Zhu Ye, Xie Shenxuan would always try his best to give all the praises to Zhu Ye. The wild men act ruthlessly and kill decisively. Xie Shenxuan: Act vigorously and resolutely! General spirit! The wild eyes were cold and everyone was afraid. Xie Shenxuan: There is murderous intent in his eyes! The wild men hold great power, and people are afraid of them. Xie Shenxuan: A man who works hard for his career is really handsome. Morono:...... He bullied the entire court, but he only gave me rainbow farts. What, is this love? …… The Xuanying Guards commanded various ministers to supervise all officials under the orders of the saint. They were supposed to write down in his booklet all those who were displeased by the emperor. And Xie Shenxuan accidentally saw this booklet. He opened the pages and found that his name was written on every page of the book. Xie Shenxuan offended Long Yan. Xie Shenxuan offended the Holy One. Xie Shenxuan—— Moroye filled the whole booklet with Xie Shenxuan's crimes, but those accusations that made the Holy Emperor furious were always followed by a line of small characters written by Moroye. "Quite cute" "Very interesting" "You're right." "... Tomorrow, I want to ask him to enjoy the flowers." Purpose: Don't do good deeds because they are small, and don't do evil because they are small.