Hearing that his cheating girlfriend was going to marry the scumbag in the game, Zhao Xiu, the spare tire, was angry and offered a huge reward. He met the anonymous assassin 00017, who was also the spare tire, and launched a duel to steal the bride.
At least he wasn't pregnant alone, there was someone with him...
Wait, no, 00017 seems to be that scumbag's spare tire? !
Zhao Xiu silently picked up the melon in his hand.
After repeatedly snatching the bride, the world was full of gossip. Zhao Xiu was browsing the world and eating melon in the wild. He turned around and saw 00017, who was taking off his anonymous mask after the bride snatching was teleported to the wild.
Zhao Xiu:......
Changfeng Wanli:...
Oops... Oops, he seems to have seen the true face of 00017!
"Since you have seen my face." Changfeng Wanli sighed, "Then I can only pledge myself to you."
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Guide to correct consumption
1. This article will be uploaded to V on January 26th (Friday). On the day it is uploaded to V, there will be an update with three chapters combined into 10,000 words~
2. Update time is 10:00 am
3. Sweet text without cruelty, logic is dead and the plot is useless. Don't care about the details.
4. Thunder point reminder: Shou has a soft temper, Shou has a very soft temper, Shou has a particularly soft temper, say important things three times
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"There are no bugs in the world"
Zhang Xiaoyuan, the son of a famous hero, has a special ability.
He can always see other people's relationship preferences, martial arts strength, life experience, and all unknown secrets from the top of their heads.
He saw in the head of the martial arts leader the embarrassing incident between the leader and the leader of the Demon Cult, in the head of Lingfengguan he saw the love-hate entanglement between him and his first disciple, and in the head of the general of the Tianji camp he saw the self-cultivation of the cross-dressing boss.
Relying on this unique ability, he became a famous scholar in the world. He bought land and built buildings for poor teachers, recruited many disciples, and became one of the leading sects.
But he always couldn't see through his senior brother.
Because senior brother has always only had six characters on his head.
"Lu Ming, an unknown person."
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When the two decided that they were finally together, the words on the senior brother's head finally changed.
"Remember to eat"
"Drink more hot water"
"Go to bed early"
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"My heart pleases you."
Guide to correct consumption
1. Cp is Lu Zhang.
2. The plot is dead, and nonsense does not need logic.
3. The mind is slightly larger and has a reversal.
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"The radish I grow is worth a million" by Bai Yuchengxuan
Zhou Youlu traveled through the book and became the vicious male supporting character in the book, committing suicide every day.
In the end, he was banned from the entire Internet because he offended the male protagonist Xu Peicheng.
He lost his job, his reputation was ruined, and his landlord kicked him out of his home.
Desperate, he had no choice but to return to his hometown.
Prepare to make a living by farming honestly.
Unexpectedly, he accidentally planted a golden radish!
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CEO Xu Peicheng has a strange disease. He will faint if he stands for more than half an hour.
I went to countless doctors and took countless medicines, but nothing worked.
Until one day, he took a sip of golden radish soup...
My waist no longer hurts, my legs are no longer sore, and I feel energetic!
When he learned that his rival wanted to buy his golden radish,
Zhou Youlu squinted his eyes and crossed his legs: "One radish is one million."
Xu Peicheng was silent for a moment: "Deal."
That night, Weibo's trending search was "#radish", and people who ate melons expressed their support for Xu Peicheng:
"One million?! This is a money trap!"
"The unscrupulous businessman is so shameless!"
"Won't your conscience hurt?!"
However, Xu Peicheng smiled fondly: "I am happy to spend money on my wife."
Zhou Youlu:? ? ?
Conception: