1.
Jiang Su is in trouble.
She transformed into the protagonist of a certain Tangduo novel, the most beautiful woman in the world. Because of her beauty, she attracted people to spy on her. She was eventually insulted by several people and her reputation was ruined.
In order to avoid making the same mistakes again, Jiang Su practiced swordplay assiduously, but suddenly discovered that if he was still single when the plot of the original book ended, he would have to return to reality.
Jiang Su: "..."
Why should he give up the first sword he earned through hard work?
He doesn't want to return to reality, he needs a partner.
2.
Jiang Su originally thought that as a heartthrob protagonist, it would be easy to find a partner.
He does have many fans, such as -
The head brother arranged his clothes: Junior brother, when you have a family...
Jiang Su: No.
The senior brother looked happy.
Jiang Su: They will only affect the speed of my sword.
The leader of the martial arts alliance invited him to drink together, and he was careful to test: Su'er, if you drink the unfeeling wine, you will forget what you love most——
Jiang Su: Fart, I can't possibly forget my sword.
He taught martial arts to his nephew, who was very curious about his sword: "Little uncle, can you let me touch your sword?"
Jiang Su: No.
Nephew: Isn't it just a sword——
Jiang Su: Shut up! That's my wife!
After the buds of ambiguity were cut off one by one by Jiang Su, Jiang Su understood.
Oh, there is no love in the swordsman's heart.
3.
Until one day, Jiang Su met the young master Li Hanshan who was raised as a demon sect's sword.
He exchanged countless letters with Li Hanshan, and they talked about everything from the study of old moves to the in-depth analysis of new moves. They talked about everything in the study of swordsmanship.
Jiang Su even felt that Li Hanshan was his best friend and confidant!
Then the plot ends and Jiang Su is about to return to the world.
Studying swordsmanship is indeed much more interesting than falling in love. He thought that maybe the swordsman really had no love in his heart.
But Li Hanshan rushed over on horseback regardless of everything, holding his hand tightly, as if he was holding a peerless treasure that was about to disappear.
Jiang Su did not go back.
When he saw Li Hanshan's eyes blazing, he seemed to suddenly understand something.
It turns out that the swordsman still has Li Hanshan in his heart.
[Guide to correct consumption]
1. This is a nonsense article. Please do not look for IQ logic in the nonsense article.
2. Cp is the beautiful, powerful and tragic young master with the highest martial arts value in the Demon Cult x is the great beauty with the highest martial arts value in the righteous way, both of them have negative emotional intelligence and the steel pipe straight man only has a sword in his heart.
3. Lightning protection warning: Because of the plot setting, there are too many sub-CPs. After all, the original text has a world view of Tangbl, which basically covers all types.
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"Happiness by Order"
1.
Prince Yan Jingming of a small prince in the Western Regions was ordered to express his joy for the ailing prince Wen Shenzhi. Once he was forced to make a marriage, he faced the etiquette of the Central Plains court and became increasingly bald.
Everyone in the palace drank wine, talked about songs, played drums and shot arrows.
Yan Jingming felt that the wine was a bit weak, he sang loudly, clapped his hands loudly, and shot through the target immediately, hitting ten targets in a row. He turned around and saw the shocked expressions on everyone's face. He put away the bow and arrow in his hand, feeling that he had embarrassed the prince.
Soon after, everyone was enjoying the flowers and chanting poems. Yan Jingming composed a poem on the spot.
Yan Jingming: "Ah! Hua'er! You look so red!"
Yan Jingming: "Ah! Flowers! You smell! It's quite fragrant!"
Yan Jingming looked at everyone's eyes and felt that he might... Have embarrassed the prince again.
Life in the Central Plains is really difficult.
……
Yan Jingming thought that he was just celebrating the occasion, and that when the prince recovered from his illness, he could continue to be his wolf in the Western Regions.
But this Prince of Central Plains seemed a little different from what he thought.
Wen Shen was a romantic by nature and was a well-known master of secret drama in the capital. He knew best about eating, drinking and having fun. He often took Yan Jingming out of the palace in disguise.
He taught Yan Jingming how to read and write, accompanied Yan Jingming on horseback hunting, rescued Yan Jingming from sieges, and painted for Yan Jingming. Yan Jingming felt that——
I might like him a little bit.
Then the overall situation was decided, and all the enemies who were spying on the throne were killed by the sword. Wen Shenzhi, wearing a crown, took Yan Jingming's hand and led him up the Nine Dragons Jade Steps.
Not only did he fail to go back and continue to be his Western Wolf, he also became the queen of the Central Plains people.
Wait...
You Central Plains people, can even the queen be a man? !
People from the Central Plains! It's so scary QAQ
[Guide to correct consumption]
1. Mine clearance warning: Men from Central Plains have a marriageable background. Marriage first, then love. Yan Jingming is the Chinese name of the little prince√
2. It is enough to make a fictional sand sculpture. The rest are just floating clouds and do not need to be verified.
3. In the early stage, the prince who was weak and kept a low profile and was good at both civil and military affairs.
Intention: Two people support each other and grow together