Novels Are All Lies [Reborn]

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Alternate title: An Accountant Who Doesn't Want to Be an Influencer Isn't a Proper Rich Lady

Ruan Momo was reborn, in the literal sense of the word.

She woke up one morning and found herself back in her third year of middle school, right before the high school entrance exams!

Don't panic. She'd read a hundred or so novels, after all!

She had plenty of book knowledge about being reborn!

"System, are you there? Hey, System? A? Pocket dimension? ...Spiritual spring?"

But she had no special cheat. Novels were all lies!

Ruan Momo: "Dear Mom and Dad, I think we should buy a few more houses!"

How could she convince her parents that property prices were about to skyrocket?

Waiting online, and this is pretty urgent!!!

Since she had no golden finger,

she'd just have to work hard and become one herself!

She studied until she got into a top-tier university,

worked hard and chose a major she loved,

and then somehow ended up with millions of followers!

She also had a boyfriend who'd won the League of Legends World Championship and chased after her every day to ask:

"Baby, want to duo queue today?"

Every year on her birthday, she made the same wish:

May this second chance at life leave no regrets.

The setting is inspired by the real world, but please treat it as fictional.

A friendly warning: this story contains plenty of author-created details!

Coming next: My Meow, Cling to a Sugar Daddy

Lan Duo was reborn in the interstellar era!

Everyone here had supernatural abilities, and mechs were everywhere.

All Lan Duo could do was let out a single cry: "Meow!"

Maybe her obsession had been too strong? She'd been reborn as the Ragdoll cat she'd always longed for.

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They say General Nansen is bloodthirsty, and that releasing just a little of his mental energy is enough to intimidate the insectoid armies.

The interstellar authorities issued an announcement: General Nansen had reached marriageable age.

The young ladies of high society were so frightened that they all declared, "I can't do it. I'm not worthy of the general!"

+The only cat in the entire galaxy raised a paw: I'll take him, I suppose. I could use a wealthy human to scoop my litter!

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A little scene:

"Meow?"

"Duoduo, play by yourself. I have paperwork to deal with."

"Meow!"

"All right, but only ten minutes of cuddling."

"Meow~"

Two hours later, the cat stretched and got up: She'd had enough sleep. Time to find a maid to brush her fur.

And so she abandoned her temporary "cat bed" and nap-time attendant, and ran off without looking back.

Nansen helplessly looked at the cat fur covering him and deftly picked up the lint roller on his desk...

Blurb: Natural Disasters Aren't Scary at All

Xu Xiaomi, a low-level resident of the Huaxia District, traveled back in time to just before the Central Universe was about to unleash its highest-level punishment.

The city lord, Chu Yuan, used an epic hidden item to send her five years into the past, just ten minutes before the System arrived.

Chu Yuan's last words before activating the item were:

"City-building token... Auntie Pang... chicken coop... don't give it to me... you use it..."

Xu Xiaomi witnessed the arrival of the disaster System once more. Those left behind were overcome by grief, fear, and despair.

A few hours later, in a corner of Auntie Pang's backyard, an NPC's home in a certain region,

Xu Xiaomi, chicken feathers on her head and hands trembling, clutched the city-building token and muttered to herself, "Well, I'm really going to use it!"

Theme: Strive to become a better version of yourself