I Worked Miracles in a Torture Novel by Being a Couch Potato

[The novel is complete, with a new 13,000-word honeymoon bonus chapter. The next novel, The Witch Becomes a Wealthy Family's Adopted Daughter, is currently updating.] -Blurb- Yu Xiang had just said goodbye to her boss and become a little landlady, but before she'd even been one for a year, she transmigrated into a book. She landed in the body of a minor female character with the same name in an old-school, melodramatic CEO romance. In the story, whenever the heroine's older sister schemed against her, the one who ended up suffering was always the minor female character. Unwilling to be a laughingstock, she eventually turned evil. While fighting the heroine, she was set up and killed by the male lead. Yu Xiang: ??? I'm tired. Whatever happens, happens. When she arrived, she opened her eyes and saw the male lead's older brother. Oh, great! I'm doomed! The male lead's older brother was the story's biggest villain. Born into privilege and strikingly handsome, he hid a ruthless nature and unfathomable methods beneath his refined, abstinent facade. At that moment, the man was staring at her coldly. It was obvious that, once again, she had taken the heroine's place and gotten into trouble. Yu Xiang looked at his beautiful, defined muscles. Yu Xiang: I don't feel like moving. You go ahead. Man: ? Yu Xiang: Eat some more. Don't you have the strength? Man: ... Which one of them was supposed to be seducing the other? The laid-back Yu Xiang dusted off her hands and left just like that. But the male and female leads started running into bad luck. -He was born bad, but one day, the sun and moon found a place in his heart.- A lazy, sharp-tongued heroine with incredible luck x a villain who's cold and chaste on the outside, but dark at heart The heroine would rather talk than lift a finger. She's an extremely lazy person who talks nonsense nonstop and is full of bizarre schemes! This is a silly, sweet, satisfying story where she wins without lifting a finger. It's a little absurd, and the romance will have a bigger role in this one! This is in bold: If this isn't your thing, please don't put down other readers. Thank you! [The idea for this blurb was conceived on 2020.12.22 and recorded in a screenshot on Weibo.] My upcoming novel: The Witch Becomes a Wealthy Family's Adopted Daughter This was the third Host taken on by System No. 009. The girl before it had snow-white skin, cherry-red lips, and a sweet, delicate air, but it wasn't moved in the slightest. It would use harsh punishments to make her follow the plot. System: “You're in an old-school, melodramatic romance. You're sixteen this year, the adopted daughter of the wealthy Jiang family. You've been bad to the core since childhood, and at a young age you seduced the heroine's older brother, cousin, friends, and crush. In the end, your adoptive parents saw through you and kicked you out. You ended up on the streets, fell into darkness, and died miserably. You're the most despicable villainess in this story, and everyone hates you.” System: “Are you listening to me?” System: “What are you doing?” Girl: “Drawing a circle.” System: “Why are you drawing a circle?” Girl: “To summon something.” The girl was named A Xi. She was a witch from an ancient kingdom whose soul had accidentally come here. After thinking it over, she summoned a group of great demons: Some were tall, with bony wings. Some came from the depths of the sea. Some had become dragons on the peaks of the ninefold mountains... Their power was enough to destroy this world outright. And in this era, the descendants of those great demons were all powerful figures who held positions of influence. The System's scalp prickled. “What are you trying to do? Stop right now! Are you going to destroy the world?” The girl looked at it innocently: ? Girl: “No, I just need someone to dry my feet, someone to bring me water, and someone to tell me a bedtime story...” System: ? You want to use these terrifying things, no, demons, to dry your feet, bring you water, and tell you bedtime stories??? - On the first day after A Xi transmigrated, the original owner had just been rejected after confessing her feelings. The heroine's cousin had coldly berated her: “Have you no shame? Is this how the Jiang family raised you?” According to the original plot, she would be humiliated in front of everyone and then swallow her pride and say, “It's okay.” After that, she would hate the heroine even more. But the girl tilted her head. “No one is allowed to speak to me like that.” That night, when the heroine's cousin got home, his father gave him a beating. - When the original heroine's cousin went online to talk at length about how wicked the adopted daughter was and how she'd usurped the place of the real heiress, the girl won the national equestrian championship, then the national archery championship... After the award ceremony, Yin Ling, a bigwig representing the event's sponsors, personally saw her off, while another mogul, Ye Deming, personally opened the car door for her... Her identity immediately became a mystery everyone online was discussing. The daily life of great demons helping raise a child, followed by romance once she's an adult. ↑Click into the author's page to add the upcoming novel to your favorites↑ Theme: Join hands to move forward, change fate, and bring warmth to the whole world