[Western Crossover] Miss Drake's Stalker Was Caught by the Real Thing

[Not abandoned, updates whenever inspiration strikes]

She, Miss Tina Drake, is a passionate fan of the Batfamily and a wage slave who moves Gotham to tears.

She has a car and a house, and both her parents are dead. At seventeen, she became the personal assistant to the CEO of Wayne Enterprises. From managing the company for her sweet boss to babysitting his edgy young master, she did it all while working and obsessively following her idols.

Mr. Wayne has a secret: by day, he plays the playboy; by night, he secretly dons the Batsuit and fights for justice.

Assistant Drake has a secret: by day, she works like a dog; by night, she secretly watches her boss and his family fight for justice.

Everything was wonderful until the day Tina accidentally turned in her secret diary with the work reports... It included a brilliant deduction about why her boss was the Dark Knight, all kinds of footage documenting Batman's busy nightlife, countless paragraphs praising her idol's heroism, and, oh, an unflattering photo of Robin (specifically, that Robin).

What do you mean, social death? (Leans back tactically)

-- I'm sorry, boss, I was wrong. I'll do it again, please don't fire me!

-- You... want me to switch jobs? That'll cost extra!

Later, after successfully moving into Wayne Manor and living with her idol, Miss Drake tearfully warned everyone:

Being a fan is risky, and private contact with your idol requires caution! Don't mix your hobbies with your job!

-- I'm no longer a fan!

Once her idol filter shattered, she vented her anger and grief by beating the villain to a pulp.

Her terrified teammates: Th-this is what an ordinary person without superpowers is like? She's terrifying!

Her exhausted idols: ...Be reasonable. Aren't we the ones being victimized here?

1. Tim is a gender-swapped alternate counterpart. She doesn't apply to become Robin, because Jason survived.

2. The focus is on family, friendship, growing up, and saving people. It's a healing, sweet little story! Romance isn't a big part of it and comes later. There'll be the Batfamily, girls, parallel worlds, and the real Tim.

(Even if there's an occasional tearjerker, it's still super sweet!)

3. Tina will gradually grow into her uniform, but she's really bad at things in the beginning, so her role is probably something like Starfish (crossed out).

4. Tina is a fan of the whole Batfamily! Other titles for this story: “Please, Bats, Stay Out of Your Wage-Slave Fan's Personal Life” and “I Followed My Idols All the Way to Becoming One, Then I Became a Fan Who Hates My Own Group.”

5. There are teammates with superpowers too! The three-and-a-half-year-old, two-year-old, and fifteen-year-old teammates are an inseparable part of Tina's life as a hero!

6. If you're unfamiliar with the original and find anything confusing, please let me know. I'll do my best to make it easy to read. If you know the original well and spot anything wrong, please let me know too. I'm trying to catch up on the comics... But this is an AU, and everything is my own interpretation.

7. Let's keep things friendly when writing and reading. No need to force it if it's not for you. Reasonable feedback and suggestions are welcome, but please don't make personal attacks. If you have something to say, please finish reading first and say it nicely. Random red packet giveaways in the comments of paid chapters forever!

★★[Excerpts from Tina's Diary]★★

Year xx09

Robin's backflip is exactly like Flying Grayson's!

Year xx12

I hope Mr. Wayne keeps adopting more little boys. I can't believe Jay's taste is even better than Richard's (not that there's anything wrong with Richard)! New goal: get a picture of him smiling.

Year xx15

My thirteenth day at Wayne Enterprises. I met the real Steph! She's so cool and so kind! She shook my hand, ahhhhh! I'll never wash it again, ahhhhh!

Year xx16

The little demon doesn't glare at me anymore. Do I even want to drive you to and from school? I'm so tired... Gotham has fallen so far that it's being protected by schoolchildren. I'm worried.

Year xx18

I met my male counterpart from a parallel world. Turns out every Mr. Wayne is great at exploiting child labor... Let's go on strike together, Timothy!

Tim: Don't come near me!

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Theme: Even an ordinary person who's not very good at anything can work hard to become a hero and change a tragedy!