Bold and Confident: Brother Jie Is My Wife!

[V-Entry Announcement] This novel will enter the VIP section on March 6, this Saturday. See you at 9 a.m.! Thank you all for your support along the way! [Next novel, see my author page] A female lead with no CP, a zany oddball story: Milky-Sweet Handsome Guys Cult Leader Geto has been pulling his hair out over a Jujutsu High brat who follows him around all day. But the kid is 5t5's student, so he can't kill him just yet. All he can do is put up with it. Even after he repeatedly set traps that left the kid in seemingly hopeless situations, made it clear he was behind them, and told him to stay away if he didn't want to die, that shameless little liar kept tailing him every single day. He couldn't take it anymore. So he turned around, strode up to the kid, grabbed him by the collar, and tossed him into an alley. Geto: What's more important, your life or the bounty on your head? The kid opened his mouth and said, "Hey, wife!" Geto was so startled that he used physical force to shut him up. BGM: TO BE CONTINUED * When 5t5 heard Haiye Zhenyan claim that he'd make Geto fall head over heels for him within three days, and warn him not to lay a hand on his future wife, he thought the kid had gone crazy from working too many missions. He'd be fine in a few days. Then one day, he suddenly received a text from someone he'd thought would never message him again: Come get your student. I don't kill idiots. When he arrived, Zhenyan was stuck upside down on the wall with a sealing talisman plastered over him. After helping him out by unsealing his mouth, Zhenyan asked for no apparent reason, "Why do you think he didn't kill me?" 5t5: What, want me to go ask Geto? Zhenyan suddenly shouted, "Stay away from my wife!" 5t5: ... 5t5: Wow. A few days ago it was "future wife." How'd that suddenly become present tense? * After that, for some reason, rumors that 5t5 had been cuckolded spread like wildfire through the jujutsu world. 5t5: ??? Content warnings 1. Male lead is the bottom. Male lead is the bottom. Male lead is the bottom!!! One-on-one, happy ending. 2. Contains spoilers for the Jujutsu Kaisen manga and prequel Volume 0, along with personal interpretations and original settings. 3. The timeline is set a little over a year before the original story begins. 4. Thanks to my friend Duanduan for making the cover! Mwah! She didn't even assassinate me, she made me a cover too. I'm calling her Mommy!! ● Upcoming novel on my author page, probably my next story: a female lead with no CP, a zany oddball story. Milky-Sweet Handsome Guys: The female lead is a legal lolita with blonde hair, golden eyes, and twin tails. She wears a haori over her gym clothes, rides a tricycle in wooden clogs, and runs away from home. My name is Miwa Kukuko. I'm not a tricycle, nor am I a tricycle's vehicle. I'm Miwa Kukuko. For personal reasons, I'm currently eloping with my beloved tricycle. As I rode my tricycle, loaded with high-definition filming equipment, through Yokohama, the supernatural ability I'd decided to seal away went berserk. From that moment on, Yokohama was swept up in a terrifying wave of milky sweetness. Supernatural Ability "Three-Wheeled Eye": Anyone who makes eye contact with the ability user, no matter their age or gender, becomes a milky-sweet type of ability user. The duration is unknown. Milky-sweet people are the sort who give off a milky fragrance, act all babyish, and do nothing but whimper and act clingy or cry. There was nothing I could do. To save my life, I shouted, "All the footage has been backed up on multiple devices!" as I pedaled furiously, hoping to reach Kyoto and seek refuge with my cousin, who was a jujutsu sorcerer. But when I passed through Tokyo, it happened again. Me: I'm done. I should just start my life over. I thought the victims would hunt me for the rest of my life, but things took a bizarre turn I couldn't make sense of. When I was finally cornered in an alley with nowhere left to go, I thought I'd be silenced at any moment. But instead, these handsome guys, each of whom had already suffered multiple rounds of public humiliation, pulled several ten-thousand-yuan bills from their wallets and shoved them into my hands. Me: ??? ○ My wife's upcoming novel!!! Fifth Executive Dreaming, Reporting for Duty! by Lantai. One-line summary: Kids like Q can become executives these days? Also known as: A Coser Transmigrates to Winter and Just Wants a Pair of Long Johns. ◎ Friend recommendations (upcoming novels): 1. The Port Mafia Boss Is the Demon King by Sp Chihong. One-line summary: I successfully stole his girl. CP: Izayoi Sakamaki x Nakahara Chuuya. 2. [Crossover] Evil Master and Disciple by Jiajiu Pao Xianyu. One-line summary: The master of evil and his evil disciple, Dio x Dazai. 3. [Crossover] Reversal Impulse by Ni Shou Duanduan. Genderbent Shoko x Wild Dog Toji: I Raised a Mad Dog (Go read her blurb! It's amazing, go read it!!!) Theme: Humanity's potential is infinite, and so is loneliness.