Miyauchi Rei is a strange hitman.
He ranks second on the world's hitman leaderboard, just behind Haru's Rainbow Children. Yet for all sorts of reasons, he can never bring his full strength to bear, making him a source of endless amusement for the Mafia.
For example, one day when he went to assassinate the tenth Vongola boss, he completely lost his mind.
"My blade is coated with deadly poison."
With that, he grinned and licked the poisoned blade.
Content warnings:
1. Bottom-centric, pairing with 27, happy ending.
2. A silly comedy with no logic. Don't ask me why. The answer is: author's own settings.
3. Crossover with Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Black Dog, Ramen Team, and Detective Conan.
Theme: Getting a GG while laughing and joking