[Preorder] Want Acupuncture? The Life-Threatening Kind [Interstellar]

Yu Yanxiu has it particularly rough. He's the most beautiful Omega in the interstellar world, and an SSS-rank mental healer. His father is the Alliance Marshal, his senior fellow apprentice is the Alliance's top genius, his teacher is the strongest fighter in the Alliance Army, and his younger brother is the greatest thief in the interstellar world. But everyone knows he's an idiot. The sole meaning of his life is one name: Chi Liangxuan. Chi Liangxuan: [It's not that I dislike Omegas. I dislike you.] When Yu Yanxiu received the message, he was lying in his rented apartment, having cut out his own gland, destroyed his spiritual sea, and attempted suicide for love. He was barely alive. The old cultivator who had just transmigrated into this body looked world-weary. “Good thing I can heal you.” Before he does anything to himself, he might need a few test subjects to practice on. The 345th Interstellar Mecha Tournament begins. Outside the main arena, people see Yu Yanxiu set up a stall in a corner: “The New Classical Chinese Medicine Clinic is open! Cheap and generous portions. We guarantee no cures... I mean, guaranteed results.” The first test subject Yu Yanxiu encounters is a bit of a handful. His spiritual sea is shattered, his genes are collapsing, and he's basically got one foot in the grave, yet he can't stop thinking about Yu Yanxiu. “I'll kill you one day!” For this kind of patient, Yu Yanxiu has only one response: “Let me help you along.” No, wait... “Trust me. With me here, you'll definitely survive.” It's absolutely not that he's so lacking in principles because test subject number one is Ji Yimo, the major villain in the original novel. It's absolutely not because he can't beat Ji Yimo. Nor is it because Ji Yimo kills him in an especially cruel way. He's simply upholding the basic professional ethics of a medical cultivator. Later, Ji Yimo's spiritual awareness awakens, and his soul returns to his body. He realizes that Yu Yanxiu in this parallel world is very different from the Yu Yanxiu he encountered. During the most helpless and darkest years of his life, when he was bullied and at the mercy of others, Yu Yanxiu became the one and only variable. Ji Yimo pins Yu Yanxiu against the wall behind the clinic's health room. His deep voice is like the bewitching music of a celestial demon from beyond the realms. “A-Xiu, did you say before that Chi Liangxuan and I look alike?” A lazy bottom who just wants to coast through life, and who is a heartbreaker, flirt, beauty, and temptress X Reincarnation of an ancient powerhouse, an obsessive and possessive, unhinged male lead Theme: We will protect the world together.