[The female lead is that entertainment-industry wrecking ball, Long Qing.]
Yin Hong was reborn. In her previous life, she struggled bitterly in the entertainment industry her entire life, and even when she died, she was still a nobody ranked eighteenth-tier in the industry.
In this life, she went to great lengths and used every means at her disposal to make the person who had taken her debut spot in her previous life get buried in scandals and barred from the audition show. She also plagiarized that performer's stage routine from her previous life and used it for herself.
She thought this would guarantee her the center position in the debut group.
But she never expected Long Qing, a complete wrecking ball in the girl group audition show, to be shoved into the now-vacant spot.
Yin Hong recreated Zhuo Wen's dance from her previous life onstage, hoping to dazzle everyone. Long Qing's performance of the Great Compassion Mantra nearly sent her straight to the afterlife.
For her talent showcase, Yin Hong stole another trainee's excellent choreography, confident that she would score highly this time around. Then Long Qing's 3,600-degree aerial backflip and Thomas flair scared the dance instructor right off her seat.
When the mentor's old back injury flared up, Yin Hong hurriedly pulled out the medicated plaster she'd prepared in advance, hoping to get the mentor's attention.
Long Qing simply pushed through the crowd of trainees, stepped forward, and slapped the mentor on the back. The mentor immediately started dancing on the spot, completely cured, and was so grateful she wanted to give Long Qing a pennant.
Long Qing, the entertainment industry's wrecking ball, is the cure for all that glitz and all kinds of dirty tricks.
After the footage aired, #ComedianLongQingXXX# repeatedly surged to the top of the trending charts.
The audience asked every day: Comedian Qingqing, what other surprises do you have that I don't know about?
On debut night, the host asked Long Qing, who stood in the center position, what she wanted to say to the fans who supported her.
Long Qing thought for a moment, then looked sincerely at the camera. "I hope everyone will stop calling me a comedian. I really don't want to be one."
The fans and mentors: "Hahahahahahaha!"
That night, #ComedianLongQingWantsToQuit?!#, #ComedianLongQingInsistsShesNotAComedian#, and #LongQingClearlyHasTalentButInsistsOnBeingAComedian# all trended at the same time.
Among them, #ComedianLongQingDebutsInCenterPosition# dominated the trending charts for several days.
Long Qing promptly lay flat. I'm tired. As long as you're happy.jpg
Reader's Guide:
#The female lead, Long Qing, has an enormous golden finger. She's a cultivator who can't ascend, with immense martial prowess and top-tier medical skills. While running wild through the entertainment industry, she also benefits all of humanity.
#A lighthearted power fantasy
#Warning: The romance wasn't written well, so please read this as having no CP and automatically ignore the male lead. He barely appears anyway. Burying my face and sobbing.jpg
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Upcoming novel: Cooking Cultivator Trains Dogs on a Survival Variety Show and Goes Viral. A feel-good fantasy romance power fantasy. Please visit my author page and add it to your collection~
Blurb: "Please note, this is a real and genuine survival variety show."
"Real means that every contestant here could actually... die."
Qiao Yitong, the only cooking cultivator in a wasteland world.
After failing to ascend, she opened her eyes again to find herself facing a situation where she could "die" at any moment. Her identity: an unpopular, sharp-tongued entertainer despised by everyone.
Qiao Yitong had just crawled out of a pile of corpses. Looking at the lush greenery all around her, and all the lively ingredients flying in the sky, swimming in the water, and running over the ground, her heart raced with excitement, nearly hitting 200 beats per minute.
The other entertainers: I regret this! Let me go! Who the hell knew there were giant pythons and crocodiles in the mountains? The only thing to eat here is snails, and the only thing to drink is filthy water. Ugh... If we stay here, we'll die!
Qiao Yitong, stunned: Isn't this a paradise of delicacies, with gourmet food everywhere? Why don't these people see what I see?
The production team and mysterious investors watched it all with cold eyes.
They believed that "only between life and death can the true nature of humanity be revealed," which was why they had created this cruel game.
But why was the footage on set so different from what they'd originally expected?
What they imagined:
Qiao Yitong was beautiful, but had nothing else going for her.
Faced with the threat of death, she'd surely drop her disguise and reveal her most shameless side.
In the entertainment industry, she'd refused to submit to unspoken rules and would rather die than give in. But when confronted with hunger, fear, and death, would she kneel, wag her tail, and beg for a comfortable life? Would she sell her body?
What actually happened:
Once the show began, Qiao Yitong, who everyone thought would do nothing but cry, easily went hunting in the mountains and fishing in the sea, and would occasionally serve up a pot of delicious fresh soup.
She turned out to be the real big shot.
Would those "big shots," usually so extraordinary and aloof, kneel and apologize, wag their tails and beg, or even try to sell their bodies just to win Qiao Yitong's favor for a taste of her fresh soup?
The production team, dazed: Reality doesn't seem quite the same as what we imagined.
But... does this still count as fulfilling the show's original purpose?
The audience: I originally came to watch Qiao Yitong make a fool of herself. How did I end up losing my idol as I watched? I'm crying so hard!!!
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Theme: Strive hard and become an idol who spreads positive energy!
For this person, it's okay to collect evidence of black material. After all, the person involved did do it, but plagiarism is not allowed.
As we all know, I didn't debut in my first year, hahahaha
After the heroine entered the world and walked through this journey, she should have achieved her full merits and became an immortal. After all, if you look at the words "Prince of Hell" in front of it, it means that there are immortals in this world.
In the past, there were all kinds of back-and-forth attempts to politely cut off the relationship between her and Longlong, but it was so unexpected that she fell in love all of a sudden orz
The emotional line is indeed equivalent to no 233. Although Longlong confessed that she likes her, she couldn't tell whether she liked the character or herself.
The more I thought about it, the more I thought it was Dao Zi. Even if the two of them got together in the end, it was still Dao Zi. What Long Long liked was the "Emperor of Heaven" and not the Movie Emperor Lu. Lu You felt that he was not the kind of character who would willingly be a substitute. Moreover, Long Long would definitely live longer than Lu Xiuxian. The more he thought about it, the more it was Dao Zi.
Ah, I feel like this emotional line can go on for a long time. "I" is the stand-in for "the character I play", tsk tsk tsk, it's so cruel.
? Is rebirth plagiarism? Abandoned
Ah, this... Sucks? ? ?
I bought a house in my heart, hiss... You also bought a house under my feet
For this person, it's okay to collect evidence of black material. After all, the person involved did do it, but plagiarism is not allowed.
As we all know, I didn't debut in my first year, hahahaha
After the heroine entered the world and walked through this journey, she should have achieved her full merits and became an immortal. After all, if you look at the words "Prince of Hell" in front of it, it means that there are immortals in this world.
In the past, there were all kinds of back-and-forth attempts to politely cut off the relationship between her and Longlong, but it was so unexpected that she fell in love all of a sudden orz
The emotional line is indeed equivalent to no 233. Although Longlong confessed that she likes her, she couldn't tell whether she liked the character or herself.
The more I thought about it, the more I thought it was Dao Zi. Even if the two of them got together in the end, it was still Dao Zi. What Long Long liked was the "Emperor of Heaven" and not the Movie Emperor Lu. Lu You felt that he was not the kind of character who would willingly be a substitute. Moreover, Long Long would definitely live longer than Lu Xiuxian. The more he thought about it, the more it was Dao Zi.
Ah, I feel like this emotional line can go on for a long time. "I" is the stand-in for "the character I play", tsk tsk tsk, it's so cruel.
? Is rebirth plagiarism? Abandoned
Ah, this... Sucks? ? ?
I bought a house in my heart, hiss... You also bought a house under my feet