"Now that I have the chance to join an immortal sect, I will devote myself to cultivation, sever my mortal attachments, and regard the mundane world as nothing but fleeting clouds..."
Eldest Senior Sister: "Silly child, you've joined our Hehuan Sect! Cultivating on your own is exhausting. You need to learn how to seduce men, drain their yang essence, and cultivate with them to absorb their vital energy. That's how you make rapid progress."
Second Senior Sister: "Eldest Senior Sister is right! Last time I seduced a Sword Sovereign, and in one day on his flying sword, we covered thousands of miles. My cultivation shot up!"
Little Junior Brother: "B-but I'm a man!"
Fifth Senior Brother: "So what if you're a man? There are so many senior and junior brothers in the sect, and every one of them is a master at seducing men!"
Second Senior Sister: "You'll understand one day. The sisters love the senior and junior brothers in our sect. They're skilled, full of yang energy, and easy to get into bed with..."
Fourth Senior Sister: "Exactly! Those bald monks have just as much yang energy, but they're all hopelessly clueless about romance. I'm so mad I want to go to the Dazizai Hall and slip them a love poison!"
"Plus one!"
"Plus two!"
"Count me in!"
"Why not go to Yaowang Valley? We can pick up some herbs to take while we're at it."
"No, we're no match for those people when it comes to drugs. Last time I was still weak in the knees for three days after getting out of bed. I say we hook a few rich heirs from the cultivation families. They're gullible, loaded, and send gifts every year."
"Just remember to put them back after draining their yang energy. Once they get married, they'll have more little heirs, and in twenty years there'll be another fine catch. That's sustainable development: an endless supply for generations to come."
"This is bad! This is bad!" Sixth Senior Brother hurriedly flew in. "Junior Sister has hit a snag!"
"What? Even Junior Sister can mess up?"
Theme: A lighthearted story about gender equality in the world of cultivation
