[Western Crossover] The God of Food of the Nine Realms

Important notice: This story has no CP! At least, there are no romantic pairings, so take note, dear readers! This is a mysterious little shop that has thrived for three thousand years. This is an exclusive little shop whose doors open only to truly extraordinary beings. This is a luxurious little shop where even kings and tycoons have to trade their looks and repay their debts in kind. Here is the Food God's Temple, waiting for the right visitors: the powerful, those entangled in karma, and the beautiful. Chris: Warning, that last part is a rumor. A small business, no credit. As long as you can pay the bill, tentacles or rabbit ears, you can try them all. Hey, you over there, the one who just came to eat, yes, you. Don't use the fact that you're a Heavenly Father-level being who can't burst from overeating as an excuse to gorge yourself! Friends on Earth, especially the Avengers, DC heroes, and mutants, don't worry if you can't afford the bill. If you've got a nice butt, offer that; if you've got a big chest, offer that. Batman, sing us "Blue" and life is good! Huh? The Green Lanterns want to come too?! Ahem. Those who seek power, those who defy fate, and those who yearn for redemption can all have their wishes granted, as long as they can pay the bill. Welcome to the Food God's red-light district! My new story, An Alien Kid Fell from the Sky, is out now! This time, Superman is getting bullied. Come on over and give it a taste! Jonathan is a successful transmigrator. Though he spends all day farming, fishing, raising chickens, and feeding cows, making him look like nothing special compared to other transmigrators... He successfully married Martha! So nothing can stop Jonathan from becoming a winner in life! Except, perhaps, an alien kid who drops from the sky wearing nothing but a pair of red briefs? Well, after all that hard work building up the family estate, his son needs somewhere to run around, doesn't he? Jonathan figures raising an alien kid can't be that hard, right? Until one day... Kryptonian kid: Dad, there's someone I like! Jonathan: Is it Lana from the next town over, or Ryan from Metropolis? Don't worry, your mom and I can cover the wedding and the bride price... Kryptonian kid: Neither. It's the Wayne from Gotham... Jonathan: ...Son, how about you marry into their family instead? Theme: