The Goofy Bottom Thinks He's Reborn

[Please add my upcoming stories The Perfect Coffin Match and I Fell for My Nemesis After He Came Back to Life to your reading lists.] Su Ye stares at his reflection, dressed in an exquisite white gown and makeup, utterly bewildered. The vast landscape on his chest blocks his view of his feet... Damn it! He died and was reborn as a woman?! And he's about to walk down the aisle as a bride! Good heavens! He doesn't want this! He doesn't! He refuses!!! There's a huge wedding photo on the wall. What the hell! Su Ye feels like the heavens are messing with him! Being transmigrated into a bride's body would be one thing, but the groom he's supposed to marry is his lifelong nemesis, Xie Yan, the guy his parents have used as a model to scold him since they were both in diapers! He reaches down and feels something there. Then he looks below: everything that should be there is still there! Is this bride actually a fake woman? Su Ye decides the heavens must be his real dad! This wedding has to happen! Let's see who can outplay whom! Xie Yan isn't good with words. Whenever he puts his heart into pleasing someone, things always go wrong. The person he's admired since they were young sees him as an enemy. Until his amnesiac white moonlight suddenly shows up in a wedding dress and declares he wants to marry him! A straight-as-an-arrow man puts aside his pride and continues his dedicated cross-dressing revenge plan, practicing dance until his body is soft and graceful. Su Ye plans to strike Xie Yan from both the inside and the outside! And then... Su Ye looks at Xie Yan, whom he's successfully teased into wanting more, and says with a smug, overbearing grin: "To be honest, I'm a man." Rrrip! "Holy crap, bro! I'm a man!!" Rrrip! His arrogant voice gradually turns shrill with terror... #A ridiculous bottom who thinks he was reborn after losing his memory #A lucky top who gets the beauty of his dreams Next story The Perfect Coffin Match #Mad Ghost King X Beautiful Ghost Bridegroom# After Jiang Xing dies, a second male corpse appears in his coffin. He was a lifelong bachelor even in death, yet someone arranged a ghost marriage for him. For some reason, he can't enter the cycle of reincarnation or return to the world of the living. He can wander among the living during the day, but at night he shares a coffin in a lonely grave with a thoroughly dead male ghost. Luckily, the ghost is handsome, and his body hasn't decayed. The more Jiang Xing looks at him, the more attractive he seems. After a while, he's a pretty comfortable body pillow. Until one day, a passing Taoist tells him the coffin contains a soul-suppressing corpse. It's meant to suppress the person inside the coffin, keeping him from entering the cycle of reincarnation and forcing him to spend eternity as a lonely ghost. Jiang Xing flies into a rage and tries every way he can think of to separate himself from the male ghost. After trying everything, he actually returns to life! Jiang Xing is a little dazed to be back among the living, but at least he's alive! The underworld can all go to hell! Just as Jiang Xing is preparing to start over as a living person, the soul-suppressing corpse appears again that night! At midnight, Jiang Xing wakes up in a daze, struggling to breathe under a heavy weight. The soul-suppressing male ghost who's been following him for five years is pinning him down and staring at him. What? The ghost who was always as good as dead, without a will of his own, has opened his eyes?! Even more terrifying, the man's gaze is as deep as the abyss of hell. He stares at Jiang Xing with a chilling intensity, even more frightening than when he was in the coffin! Jiang Xing shudders and strikes back. The man easily pins him down, his dark eyes icy and his voice menacing. "You kept me suppressed for five years. You think you can just leave?" Jiang Xing's eyes fly open. What? It turns out I'm the soul-suppressing corpse?! Next story How Could I Possibly Like Him [Reborn] Everyone knows that Young Master Jiang likes Xie Jieyan. He likes him so much that he resorted to any means necessary to force a marriage and move into Xie's home. Who is Xie Jieyan? A top student, handsome, and heir to the future business empire of the Xie family! Would he ever fall for Young Master Jiang, who's lazy, unruly, and spoiled? After marrying into the family, Jiang Chu puts aside his selfish ways. He gets up early to make breakfast and waits for Xie Jieyan to come home before going to bed. But Xie Jieyan comes home later and later, until eventually Jiang Chu sees him only once a month. Then one day, Jiang Chu smells perfume on Xie Jieyan after he comes home drunk, and finally comes to his senses. All his passion had been one-sided. Jiang Chu runs away in the middle of the night and dies. From then on, Xie Jieyan, I'll give you your peace and quiet back. Like whoever you want, marry whoever you want. I'm done with this! When he opens his eyes again, he's back in his senior year of high school, the year he pursued Xie Jieyan most fiercely. The whole school knows the school bully is completely smitten with the new transfer student, fawning over him like a lovesick puppy. Everyone knows Xie Jieyan hates Jiang Chu for being lazy and unruly. He even spent an entire day in the homeroom teacher's office just to switch classes and get away from him. But then one day, the school bully changes his mind. What? I like Xie Jieyan? Yeah, right. Do I look like I have a death wish? Xie Jieyan looks up at the boy who's ignoring him, then traces his outline with a wet finger. He lost the person he loved most. *Upcoming: I Fell for My Nemesis After He Came Back to Life Scheming vampire X pure-hearted young Taoist Theme: Strength gives you confidence, so you can turn the tables when opportunity comes.