The Goofball Thinks I'm a Robot

[Seeking Pre-Orders for My Archenemy Came Back to Life and The Perfect Coffin Match] Shen Lang bought a piece of high-tech equipment: a robot boyfriend. No inflation required, and it could solve his single problem. The day it arrived, Shen Lang hauled the taller-than-him box back home. He examined the robot inside and couldn't help clicking his tongue in admiration. Feathered brows, long, narrow eyes, a straight nose, and sexy lips. It had a face that could rival the most handsome celebrities in the entertainment industry. He reached out and gave it a feel. Wow, firm muscles, plenty of spring, and a lifelike touch. No wonder it was high-tech. Jian Chao had been framed and inexplicably found himself in an unfamiliar place. Someone carried him to the bed and clicked their tongue in admiration. "A face like that could bring a nation to ruin. Who knows what someone would do to you if they bought you." "How do you use this robot? It feels great." "Come on, sweetheart. Move for Daddy." The business tycoon Jian Chao had mysteriously disappeared, and his whereabouts remained unknown. Shen Lang was worried sick about his idol. He patted the robot's stunning face. "Come on, sweetheart. Change positions for Daddy." "Why can't you move yet? Is something wrong with you? Don't tell me you're all looks and no substance." Later. "Damn! Why did the robot start working without even being plugged in?" "...I haven't been to work in days... It's dark again..." X#Steady, Refined Professor Bottom x Cold, Abstinent Top# √#Goofy, Airheaded Bottom x Top Who's Always Imagining Eighteen-Plus Scenarios# #Illustrator: Leng Jin# Next Up My Archenemy Came Back to Life #Scheming, Unhinged Vampire x Purehearted, Pretty Little Taoist# Yan Yinian learned the hard way that you really shouldn't be a jerk. He'd only lost a game, so he went over to a man at a booth and casually asked: "Hey, handsome. Wanna leave together?" The man had an air of noble elegance, with skin so pale he looked like a crown prince in disguise, visiting among the common people. This wasn't even a gay bar, so Yan Yinian had only meant to honor the bet and, at the sound of his friends' whistles, was about to apologize and explain. Then the man stood up. His figure was like that of an international supermodel, and under the lights, everyone in the bar was practically drooling over him. The man hooked a finger at the corner of his eye and looked at Yan Yinian with a faint, teasing smile. "It would be my pleasure." Yan Yinian: ??? After a century of slumber, Bai Qi awoke at last. He narrowed his long eyes and took a deep breath. The air still stank to high heaven. Only one scent could make him feel at ease. Sitting in a bar, he watched the reincarnation of the little Taoist who had fought him for decades and sealed him away for a century. Bai Qi narrowed his phoenix eyes, thinking about how to get revenge. Then the man walked right up to him. Human blood reeked. Only his blood smelled sweet. In his previous life, Bai Qi had only given in and bitten him once. That was all it took for the man to chase him down like a madman and seal him away for centuries. This time around... The man held a wineglass in his hand. The red liquid inside had just been poured from a blood bag. Watching the little Taoist tremble with fear, Bai Qi swirled the glass brimming with blood... People always said that to kill a person, you must first break their spirit. The little Taoist loved to preach about benevolence, morality, propriety, integrity, and keeping all six senses pure. So, if he was going to break his spirit... He might as well make him break his vows, too. The man's eyes, now a different color, glinted. As the little Taoist stood frozen with fear, he said calmly: "Good. Get down." Up Next The Perfect Coffin Match After Jiang Xing died, a male corpse appeared in his coffin. He'd been single all his life, yet someone had arranged a ghost marriage for him. Luckily, the male ghost was handsome, and his corpse didn't decay. The longer Jiang Xing looked, the better he seemed. After a while, he even made a pretty comfortable body pillow. Then one day, a Taoist priest passed by and said that the coffin held a Soul-Sealing Corpse. It was there to suppress the person in the coffin, keeping him from reincarnating after death and forcing him to wander as a lonely ghost for all eternity. Jiang Xing was furious. So this corpse had been keeping him from reincarnating all along! He tried everything he could think of to separate the male ghost from himself. After exhausting every method, he actually came back to life! Just as Jiang Xing was preparing to start over as a living person, the Soul-Sealing Corpse appeared again that night! At midnight, Jiang Xing woke in a daze, unable to breathe under the weight pressing down on him. He saw the Soul-Sealing Ghost who had followed him for five years, pinning him down and staring at him. The man's eyes were as deep as the abyss of hell, and his cold, sinister air was even more terrifying than when he was in the coffin! The man pressed him down, his dark eyes icy and his voice ominous. "You kept me sealed for five years. You think you can just leave?" Jiang Xing's eyes flew open. What? So I was the Soul-Sealing Corpse all along! Completed works: After My Soul Went West, I Fell in Love Bottom: I'm dead. He can't see me. Top watching the bottom change clothes: Right, he can't see me. He Suddenly Became So Sweet and Flirtatious Bottom: My darling is too innocent. I have to make the first move myself. Later: You could scream until your throat gave out, and it still wouldn't help. Currently serializing: Biting You Is Addictive, a reborn novel Theme: Working together in harmony to create a better future