How to Raise a Little Zombie

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Blurb:

He Han Zhou, a police officer, fell into a tomb while working a case and accidentally broke a seal. Late that night, something inside came looking for him.

The moment he opened the door,

a ferocious zombie hopped inside

and bared a mouthful of sharp... cavities?

He Han Zhou: ???

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Tao Buzhi was a zombie who had been asleep for ages. When he woke up, his coffin was gone, and to get it back, he had no choice but to move in with He Han Zhou.

After a murder case kicks things off, all kinds of strange events begin happening around him, including The Mystery of the Corpse-Refining, The Ghost on the Sports Field, and Strange Happenings in the Mountain Village...

After witnessing how these stories ended, he became determined to become human.

Then one day, another bizarre murder takes place at a manor, and all the clues point to He Han Zhou. Someone decides to drive a wedge between them.

Bystander A: "Stay away from He Han Zhou. He's a jinx. He might get you killed."

Tao Buzhi: "I'm already dead. How could he jinx me?"

Bystander A: "Things can go the other way at the extremes. Maybe he can jinx you back to life."

Tao Buzhi: "That's a thing?"

From then on, Tao Buzhi hangs all over He Han Zhou in every way imaginable: "Come on, jinx me. I want to be human."

He Han Zhou: ???

A troublemaking little zombie bottom x a conscientious criminal police captain top

Reading guide:

1. Fictional setting, lots of original worldbuilding, pure fluff with no angst.

2. Please don't post spoilers in the comments! Thanks for cooperating!

Hope you enjoy!

Coming soon: The Wish Management Bureau

Le Zhi died.

On the day of his funeral, a group of mysterious people in black robes appeared.

Each carried a black rose and a greatsword on their back, seemingly driven by some unknown purpose.

After paying their respects, the man leading them planted a greatsword in front of Le Zhi's tombstone and added, "Be an ordinary person in your next life."

As the funeral guests speculated about Le Zhi's frightening and mysterious past,

Le Zhi, now a ghost, floated over to the man and quietly asked, "Could you help me leave one more last wish?"

The man replied expressionlessly, "That'll cost extra."

With the arrival of a new era, even ghosts and gods have started competing over GDP. To expand his business, the King of Hell established an organization that served both the living and the dead, called the Wish Management Bureau.

They work for money, whether cash or ghost money, and their business is helping ghosts or those near death fulfill their last wishes.

After arriving in the underworld, Le Zhi became a business assistant at the Wish Management Bureau through a twist of fate. His daily job was to collect lists of last wishes.

"Hello, dear. Do you have any other last wishes? Book now and enjoy a ten percent discount, plus a three-day tour of the underworld."

"Hello, dear. You don't want to drink Granny Meng's soup? No problem, we'll talk to her for you."

The young bureau chief saw how hard Le Zhi worked and promised to grant him one wish at a celebration banquet.

Le Zhi thought it over and said, "I want a boyfriend."

Yu Ming took his hand without missing a beat. "Now you have one."

Theme: Even in darkness, believe that justice will ultimately triumph over evil.