A Survival Guide to Life in a Wuxia Novel

Chu Tian transmigrates into an abandoned modern wuxia novel and becomes a passing character with the same name, mentioned in just two lines.

The first line: A frail beauty, assassinated every night.

The second line: On a rainy night, he mysteriously hangs himself from the cherry tree in front of his door.

Even in the last chapter before the novel was abandoned, the identity of his killer was never revealed.

Chu Tian decides to save himself. First, cut down every cherry tree on the mountain! Second, find a powerful patron to protect him! Third, get fit and make a fortune!

Chu Tian picks the protagonist's beautiful uncle, an aloof immortal beneath the moon who never smiles. At just 21, he is the best martial artist alive, and in two years he will go mad from practicing martial arts.

"Little Uncle." Chu Tian's eyes turn red. "I'm afraid of the dark. Can I sleep with you?"

"I'm afraid of thunder. Can I hold you?"

"I get dizzy in water. Can I take a bath with you?"

Chu Tian starts livestreaming martial arts to make money, and after a while he rises to number one on the streamer's popularity chart.

At the 21st Martial Arts Tournament, the organizers invite Chu Tian's team to livestream the competition.

That day, a young man in white unexpectedly becomes the new number-one martial artist. Before the awards are even presented, he smiles at the livestream camera. "Could the viewers who commented that I can talk but can't perform please honor your promises? Ten Super Rockets each, thanks."

The Martial Arts Tournament venue and the livestream chat both erupt.

Everything goes according to Chu Tian's plan. Except that two years later, the man is still alive and carries him back to his room.

Chu Tian is baffled. "Little Uncle, are you going to bed this early?"

"No," the man replies. "Dual cultivation."

Reader's guide:

1. The male lead is born lucky.

2. A silly, satisfying, sweet story with no logic.

3. The top and bottom are not related by blood or legally related.

Theme: If you're alive, you have to win!