Jinjiang is glitching again! I can’t take it anymore! If it glitches one more time... I swear, I’ll write it into a story!
One day, the Jinjiang website glitched so badly that it crashed and transmigrated into an unfamiliar cultivation world.
At first, no one could see or hear it, or even sense its presence. It nearly suffocated itself into a comatose turtle. Ah, how it missed the days when authors and its little angels cursed it out like a dog.
So it picked up a body and began cultivating, hoping to ascend and return home. The muddleheaded Jinjiang took a deep breath... and drained all the spiritual energy from a mountain.
The senior and junior disciples: !!!
Jinjiang: Qi Refining??
At the tournament
The lowly Qi Refining Ah Jin had the worst luck and was matched against all kinds of powerful opponents.
Foundation Establishment disciple: Behold my immortal sword! Sword! Sword... Huh? Why can’t I move??
Golden Core senior brother: Ah Jin, don’t say I’m bullying you with my strength. I’ll give you ten moves. If you can hit me in those ten moves, then you win... Damn, who hit me!
Nascent Soul powerhouse: Hmph, someone must be secretly helping him. If a cultivator cheats, aren’t they afraid of damaging their Dao heart...
Jinjiang sighed and drew its sword. “To be honest, I glitch every single day.”
K.O.!
The watching bigwigs: Gasp... This kid can fight above his level. How terrifying!
Jinjiang: ...
Sorry, everyone. Its built-in bug just glitched again.
In a nutshell, the Jinjiang System transmigrates into a cultivation world and devotes itself to the daily struggle of returning to the Jinjiang world, wreaking havoc along the way.
Theme: Jinjiang, when are you going to change servers?
