★Coming soon: The Real Young Master Really Doesn't Want to Be a Tycoon★
Yu Xi was a lucky koi fish. Just as he was undergoing his tribulation, the Heavenly Dao told him he had to fulfill one wish for his savior before he could successfully become an immortal.
So the Heavenly Dao kicked him down to repay his debt. Who knew he would transmigrate into the body of a poor young man whose parents had sold him off as a good-luck charm for a wedding?
But the problem was, he was a man!!!
And then a whole host of other problems cropped up:
#What should he do about his benefactor's poverty?
Don't worry. Malatang, oden, and bubble tea will conquer the world.
#What should he do when locusts invade his benefactor's fields?
Deep-fried locusts: the treat you deserve.
#What should he do when his benefactor's land lies fallow?
One Koi Immortal is worth two. A bumper harvest is no problem!
#What should he do when his benefactor falls gravely ill?
When the Koi Immortal steps in, the results are guaranteed!
His benefactor was influenced by Yu Xi, too, and launched an ancient version of compulsory education.
P.S. The love interest disguises himself as a woman early on. Both are each other's one and only, body and soul.
An alternate historical setting, with a fictional country: the Great An Kingdom.
Also: Thanks to Bishui Gugu for the free cover.
★Coming soon: The Real Young Master Really Didn't Want to Be a Tycoon [The 1970s]
Shen Changfeng had just paid off his mortgage when he got into a car accident and transmigrated. He ended up as the cannon-fodder real young master in a novel set in a bygone era, doomed to die horribly after constantly picking fights with the fake young master, the protagonist.
Shen Changfeng's inner monologue: God, you really can't stand seeing me happy, can you?
Luckily, the little home he'd just finished paying off transmigrated with him. Everything inside refreshed once a day, so it had all the sugar, oil, soy sauce, vinegar, and tea that were scarce in the 1970s. He stocked the fridge with pork, beef, and lamb. He'd never have to worry about missing out on delicious braised pork, soy-braised beef, or cumin lamb again!
He was living the good life, lying flat at home every day, watching shows and enjoying good food.
As for the original protagonist? Who cares?
Every now and then, when he got bored, Shen Changfeng would set up a street stall selling braised pork, chicken feet with lemon, and spicy crayfish. Even with his half-hearted routine of working for three days and slacking off for two, he somehow became the richest man in the country. His story was even more protagonist-worthy than the protagonist's.
Shen Changfeng's inner monologue: I really didn't want to be a tycoon!
★Completed: Summoning Players to Build a Wasteland Planet
Lin Luo transmigrates to an interstellar world and inherits an abandoned planet. If he can't pay all the fees for heating, oxygen, and other necessities by the deadline, the planet's artificial sun, oxygen supply, and more will be repossessed.
Just as Lin Luo is at his wit's end, a game System finds him. With no other options, Lin Luo packages his wasteland planet as a game. And so, the full-dive game Star River War Chronicle, which takes Blue Star by storm, is born.
In response to the following ads blanketing the planet:
#A 100% full-dive online game is a must-have!#
#The poor people of the interstellar world are being driven back by the Zerg! Can you stand by and watch? Join the fight now!#
The players' reactions:
Player 1: A 100% full-dive game? Sounds like a scam.
Player 2: Only an idiot would fall for that. I'm not paying an idiot tax!
Later:
Player 1: There's a lone Zerg over there. Should we take it out?
Player 2: Should we steam it or deep-fry it?
Zerg, trembling: Please, let me go!
Players 1 and 2: Shut up. Nobody asked what you think!
With the players' help, Lin Luo's planet grows better and better, and magnificent buildings rise everywhere. Lin Luo makes a fortune, though he's a little worried the Zerg might all get eaten.
P.S. Fourth Disaster-style story.
★Coming soon: The Hated Star Quits Showbiz and Goes Viral for His Cooking [Book Transmigration]
After little panda Lin Zhen binds himself to a food gacha System, he learns that he's the universally despised villain in an entertainment-industry novel. To avoid getting beaten up, he decides to quit showbiz, return to his hometown, open a restaurant, and disappear from the public eye for good.
Instead, Lin Zhen soon trends online because he charges 10 yuan for one pan-fried bun and 199 yuan for a serving of Kung Pao chicken.
Netizens comment:
"Is Lin Zhen broke? Is this his new way of cashing in?"
"Those prices are ridiculous. It has to be expensive and awful!"
But who could have guessed
A three-time Golden Award-winning actor praises Lin Zhen's pan-fried buns on Big Eyes, saying they're bursting with juice and delicious, and that his braised pork is rich but not greasy and tastes incredible.
A famous young actress mentions in an interview that Lin Zhen's food is delicious without making you gain weight, and that she orders it every day.
A renowned director is caught getting into a fight with his assistant director over Lin Zhen's pan-fried buns.
The netizens are baffled. Is Lin Zhen's food really that good?
So they go and try it. They discover his food really is that delicious, and they stop complaining about the prices. In fact, some regret not going to try it sooner!
Lin Zhen is baffled, too. Why am I even more famous after quitting showbiz? Am I not supposed to be the villain? How am I more popular than the protagonist?
★Completed: The Hated Star Quits Showbiz and Gets Hooked on Farming and Cats [Book Transmigration]
After Yan Yu dies and binds himself to the Mountains and Seas Management System, he learns that he's merely a supporting character in a book. Because he gets in the way of the male lead, he's constantly vilified and becomes a washed-up celebrity.
After being reborn, he quits showbiz on the spot and returns to his hometown to open an inn, leaving netizens so shocked their jaws nearly hit the floor.
The original owner's haters want to see what kind of inn he's opened so they can laugh at him to their hearts' content.
Instead, they find
The cashier is the cool, handsome Mr. Bai Ze.
The waitress cosplaying as a nine-tailed fox is stunningly beautiful.
Staying here leaves you looking radiant and full of energy.
The haters declare: I've gone from hater to fan. The Mountains and Seas Inn is the GOAT.
Other netizens: You weren't paid to say that, were you?
The haters: Don't insult our integrity. The Mountains and Seas Inn has never given us a single cent!!
Thanks to the haters' enthusiastic publicity, a crowd of netizens comes to experience the Mountains and Seas Inn. After arriving, they all have something to say:
"My insomnia is gone."
"My skin looks better! I wish I'd come here sooner!"
Talent scouts from entertainment companies stay there, too, because they want to persuade the staff to join showbiz!
Nine-Tailed Fox: I'm not interested.
Bai Ze (love interest): Sorry, I just want to work here. Don't ask why. It's for the boss!
To sum up, in this story you'll see #how the protagonist goes from a controversial, infamous young star to a powerful boss nobody dares cross, and #how a run-down inn gradually becomes the world's number-one resort, among other things!
Theme: Be a person who knows how to be grateful
The original owner... The original owner was frightened? ? ? What a sloppy way
Poor writing style, many words are very modern
The extra is so sweet! The speed of the main text is a bit fast, sometimes it feels like reading the outline hahahahaha
The first half a tael of silver lasts for a year, and the later one costs ten taels to buy cow dung.
What the fuck? The cover of this book is exactly the same as "Cultivation of Immortality: My Best Brother Secretly Loves Me". I was shocked when I was looking for articles on the list in the middle of the night.
The height of the male protagonist is too exaggerated. He can't earn 500 taels in such a short time by doing small business.
May I ask where those 500 taels came from?
In ancient times, would a sickly person grow to a height of 1.9 Meters?
Why is she mentioned next to female so many times?
Um, is there a man with gray hair and a sword on the cover of Dawen? Why is it the same as the book above? Hahahahaha, I thought there was a bug.
The original owner... The original owner was frightened? ? ? What a sloppy way
Poor writing style, many words are very modern
The extra is so sweet! The speed of the main text is a bit fast, sometimes it feels like reading the outline hahahahaha
The first half a tael of silver lasts for a year, and the later one costs ten taels to buy cow dung.
What the fuck? The cover of this book is exactly the same as "Cultivation of Immortality: My Best Brother Secretly Loves Me". I was shocked when I was looking for articles on the list in the middle of the night.
The height of the male protagonist is too exaggerated. He can't earn 500 taels in such a short time by doing small business.
May I ask where those 500 taels came from?
In ancient times, would a sickly person grow to a height of 1.9 Meters?
Why is she mentioned next to female so many times?
Um, is there a man with gray hair and a sword on the cover of Dawen? Why is it the same as the book above? Hahahahaha, I thought there was a bug.