Fake Eunuch Harem Survival Guide

Lin Qing traveled through time, and every day after the time travel, he was thinking about how, as a fake eunuch, how to survive in a harem that eats people without spitting out their bones? Conquer all the concubines and queens with delicious food? Nono seducing the emperor is the right way! But now I regret it. ★End: The sick beauty and her arch-enemy are in love with each other Shen Zhuxi transformed into a sickly beauty in a novel about the entertainment industry. In the book, he tried his best to crawl into the bed of the protagonist, but accidentally climbed into the bed of his archenemy. By coincidence, he happened to travel to this day. The next morning, Shen Zhuxi held his waist and ran away. Unexpectedly, a month later, he was pregnant, so he had to run away with the ball. Three years later, Shen Zhuxi participated in a baby show. After the show was officially announced, netizens found out about Shen Zhuxi's past, that he was a little star who liked to have sex, so they ridiculed: "Why is this trash Shen Zhuxi participating in the children's program? He won't touch the children, right? Will he scare the children to cry again?" "I won't watch this show with him in it, it's disgusting." After the show was broadcast, Shen Zhuxi and his son Xiao Wanzi appeared in public view. The two beauties, one big and one small, made the audience have a much better impression of Shen Zhuxi. Then they discovered that a child was crying in the show, and Shen Zhuxi just calmed him down. In addition, the biscuits and dolls made by Shen Zhuxi are very popular among children. Netizens can't help but feel sad because they want them too! ! Netizens turned against him and turned into fans because of this, and Shen Zhuxi became famous because of it! It's a pity that Shen Zhuxi was not happy at all when he suddenly became famous, because he had a problem. The other father of his child, Ye Jingxuan, actually participated in this baby show. By coincidence, he was his partner, and he stared at Xiaowanzi every day! He is now afraid that one day his mortal enemy will know that Xiao Wanzi is his son and take away his custody rights! After leaving the show, Shen Zhuxi hugged his son Tao Zhiyaoyao, but was caught. Rival: "Why are you running? If you run again, I will eat you." ☆☆End: After the coquettish girl rolled over, I ran away with the ball [Puishu] Tang Xirui dressed up as a cross-dressing boss, the protagonist's online deception target and roommate in the original text. Thinking of the tragic scene after the original owner was exposed, he trembled all over: No, I have to run away. ——But [Huabeibei reminds you: There are still ten days before the next repayment date, please repay in time. ] Tang Xirui: The live broadcast is so good, Quanqin is so fragrant. Well, now the money thing is settled, but his romance with the protagonist is not. Tang Xirui is a very timid person and does not dare to dump the protagonist, so she has to post online for help: "Gentlemen, how do you get your partner to break up with you?" First floor: I usually do a little bit, talk a little bit, and worship money a little bit. In the end, Tang Xirui only responded to this suggestion in a sweet tone. Unexpectedly, one day when no one was in the dormitory, he took his mobile phone and muttered: Husband, husband, I love you so much~ The protagonist Fang Yuncheng happened to push the door open and asked: Explain why your voice is the same as that of my girlfriend. Tang Xirui (dying): You heard wrong. Fang Yuncheng clicked on the voice message he had just received. Tang Xirui looked at Fang Yuncheng with a tragic face and said: I'm sorry, I lied to you. You can retaliate against me in any way you want. Please don't tell the teacher. Fang Yuncheng: I can retaliate against you any way you want. Tang Xirui thought he would never see the sun tomorrow. In fact, he didn't see the sun tomorrow because he was knocked unconscious. Ps: Sugar Cube CP hopes everyone likes it. Purpose: Be a down-to-earth person