What if, after wreaking havoc at the Peach Banquet, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven had gone not to Flower-Fruit Mountain, but to Liangshan Marsh?
And what if he arrived just as white mourning banners fluttered over Liangshan, with the heroes swearing before Chao Gai's memorial tablet, "We'll capture Shi Wengong alive and avenge Brother Chao Gai"?
"Huh? Fellow Star Lords, why are you crying here? Whatever's troubling you, just tell Old Sun, hmm?"
"What demon is this, daring to disturb Brother Chao Gai's memorial tablet? Leave at once!"
"You ape! Where did you take my brother? If you dare so much as touch a hair on his head, I'll, Iron Ox, chop off your monkey head and use it as a chamber pot!"
"Your Brother Song Jiang is doing just fine. I sent him to Flower-Fruit Mountain. You'd better listen to me, and I'll give him back later. If you keep pestering Old Sun, I'll make sure your Brother Song Gongming spends the rest of his life with my monkeys!"
"Heh heh heh, this is interesting. Go! I don't care to be Liangshan's leader, but Old Sun likes a lively time. It's just a matter of catching that Shi Wengong fellow, right? Wengong or Wengmu, whatever. We'll catch him. What's so hard about that?"
"If you follow me, tomorrow we'll march on Bianjing, drag that old emperor off his throne, and take a seat ourselves!"
Warnings:
1. This story brings together Journey to the West and Water Margin, and characters from other famous classics may occasionally show up.
2. It's a nonsensical, lighthearted comedy. Don't overthink it or take it too seriously. Characters may be out of character.
3. The characters and plot don't entirely follow the original works. They draw on folk tales, TV dramas, operas, and other versions, and may portray characters in a more flattering light.
Theme: Spread positive energy and happiness
