[Three Kingdoms and Dream of the Red Chamber Crossover Pairing] Song of Golden Wind and Jade Dew

Currently updating. I won't abandon this story! Two upcoming stories: "The Great Sage Equal to Heaven Joins the Liangshan Uprising [Journey to the West x Water Margin]" and "Assassinating the King." You can find them on the author's page! If you're interested, please add them to your collection. To keep this blurb from getting too long, the previews are at the very bottom of the page. Just tap the arrow and scroll down. Find me on Weibo: Zengshanke (Feel free to ask for updates or chat!) Blurb One: Write a novel too well and you'll become an immortal! Cao Xueqin: Becoming immortal is no fun. My own daughter was tortured to death... Luo Guanzhong: Being a god isn't worth it. My own son is unloved and uncared for, crying miserably in the wind and rain... Cao and Luo: Agreement reached.jpg The Matchmaker: I'll pair them up! Great authors, start writing! I want to ship this couple so hard! Cao: I'll offer Lin Daiyu! Luo: I'll offer Zhou Gongjin! The Matchmaker: They're locked in. I'll swallow the end of the red thread! Cao: Xue Baochai! Luo: Zhuge Liang! The Matchmaker: Perfect, I'll tie you two together right away! Cao: Look at my great Fengjie! Luo: Where's Cao Cao? The Matchmaker: Bow to Heaven and Earth, bow to your elders, bow to each other, then off to the bridal chamber! Great authors, start writing already!!! The Matchmaker: Everyone else's ships have so much fanfic to enjoy, but nobody loves my ships. I'll grab two feet of red cord and tie my couples together! And so the three of them lived happily ever after, pairing characters up, demanding updates, sharing sweet moments, enjoying sweet moments, sending knives, and receiving knives. (Well, more or less.) Blurb Two: The river flows gently, and there is a lovely lady. Her brows knit delicately; Zhou Lang seeks her hand. Nanyang is lush, where a noble recluse hides away. A hairpin falls at Longzhong, while snow covers the sleeping dragon. A phoenix rises from ____ to stand atop the Bronze Sparrow Tower. Ah Man sighs for his beloved, who is no less than any man. The realm splits into three, and the beauties scatter. With golden wind and jade dew, they stay together until their hair turns white. A sincere request: 1. As the blurb above says, this is a crossover pairing fic between Romance of the Three Kingdoms and Dream of the Red Chamber, with many couples, a prominent main couple, and an ensemble cast. The author respects everyone's opinions of the original works and their characters. Respect goes both ways. You're welcome to read selectively and hold on to your own views, but please be civil and don't start arguments! Thank you for understanding! 2. The pairings and portrayals of the original characters are solely the author's opinions. The author takes an objective or affectionate view of all the characters in the books, except for extremely negative characters, and loves every positive character in the story! 3. The author loves the characters in this story. If you can't accept that, the author can only express regret. Once again, thank you to everyone who's reading and supporting me. I bow to you all! The Great Sage Equal to Heaven Joins the Liangshan Uprising [Journey to the West x Water Margin]: What if, after wreaking havoc at the Peach Banquet, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven went not to Flower-Fruit Mountain, but to Liangshan Marsh? And what if he happened to arrive just as Liangshan's white banners flew, with the heroes swearing before Chao Gai's memorial tablet, "We'll capture Shi Wengong alive and avenge Brother Chao Gai"? "Hey, Star Lords, why are you weeping here? What's troubling you? Just tell your old Sun, hmm?" "What demon is this? How dare you desecrate Brother Chao Gai's memorial tablet? Get out of here at once!" "Demon monkey! Where have you taken my brother? If you so much as touch one hair on his head, I'll cut yours off and use it as a chamber pot!" "Your Brother Song Jiang is doing just fine. I sent him to Flower-Fruit Mountain. You just do as I say, and I'll return him to you later. If you keep pestering your old Sun, I'll make sure your Brother Song Gongming spends the rest of his life with my monkeys!" "Heh heh heh, this is fun. Go! I don't care about being Liangshan's leader, but I do like a lively crowd. Capturing that Shi Wengong, is it? Whatever his name is, I'll just go catch him. How hard can it be?" "If you follow me, we'll march on Bianjing together tomorrow and drag the old emperor off his throne. Then we can sit on it ourselves!" Assassinating the King: The Emperor: My beloved consorts, wash up and wait for me tonight~ The Three Thousand Beauties: Your Majesty, wash your neck and wait for us tonight~ A transmigrated woman who thinks she can use her modern identity to claim a golden finger arrives in a declining dynasty and enters the palace one day... Only to discover that the harem is full of people reborn to change their fates, reincarnated empresses, owners of infinite spaces, immortals undergoing tribulations... She's the most ordinary one of all. But in this harem of scheming and flashing blades, the prize isn't the foolish emperor's favor. It's the head perched atop the throne. Theme: Promote positive energy and show the beauty in life.