Telling Crosstalk to Teacher Yu Qian in the Ming Dynasty

"This time when you go to the Ming dynasty, to Beijing, things will be different from before. You used to arrive as an original character with no name or background. This time, you've got an identity."

"What kind of identity?"

"You're Teacher Yu Qian's cousin."

"The Ming emperor listens to crosstalk too?"

"See, I told you you're barely out of elementary school. How could it be that Yu Qian? He's a national hero! A great statesman, Yu Qian, not the crosstalk comedian."

"Fine, then. What does this cousin of Teacher Yu Qian have to do?"

"You have to help Teacher Yu Qian purge the court and drive out the Tatars."

"Oh, that's great! So I'm a great hero who'll fight on the battlefield. What's this great hero called?"

"Guo Degang."

"????????"

By a twist of fate, he transmigrates to the Ming dynasty and becomes Yu Qian's unofficial cousin. With his big cousin as a meal ticket, he has no worries about food or clothes. He'd planned to live quietly as a lazybones and maybe do a little heroing on the side. But! When Wang Zhen, the notorious schemer, appears, life suddenly gets a lot more "rocky"...

Important:

1. A silly comedy, so don't take it too seriously. Anyone who insults the author will have a voodoo doll made in their likeness.

2. Complete.

Theme: Though my bones be shattered and my body broken, I fear nothing. I will leave my name spotless in this world.