I Own a Magical Teahouse

This story is complete. It only contains two stories, about Dahongpao and Tieguanyin, so read with caution. [Anthropomorphic Tea Story] No one knew that Shu Ling, the owner of a tea house in a bustling part of town, was a monster. An ancient monster, a thousand years old. The old monster was quiet and free of worldly desires. He had only three hobbies: first, tasting tea; second, listening to the stories of the tea beauties who filled his house. Over the long years, he had seen the passionate, flamboyant Dahongpao go from obscurity to worldwide fame. He had seen the calm and gentle Pu'er lose her composure for the first time, her face showing panic. He had also seen the luxurious, resplendent, proud Tieguanyin lower her haughty head for someone. As for his third hobby... he liked meddling in other people's business. As a result of his meddling, he and the famous teas went down in history together. And so... Shu Ling had just arrived in an era of peace and was hoping to rest, when all sorts of strange people started coming to his door. Looking at the people before him, each with their own complicated identity and personality, Shu Ling sighed with exhaustion. Shu Ling: I'm really just an ordinary monster who likes listening to stories. What do those mysterious figures from history and legend have to do with an ordinary tea house owner like me? Please note: The tea in this story refers to tea leaves. The tea leaves are anthropomorphized, and the main story is told in the third person. The male lead has many secret identities. After all, he's lived for thousands of years and must have done plenty of things. His various secret identities will be revealed gradually in the story. There are no romantic pairings in this story. All relationships are familial or platonic. The new blurb was archived in a Weibo screenshot on August 23, 2021. Please do not plagiarize. ^_^ Coming soon: My Cheat-Enabled Gaming Life Blurb: When he first transmigrated and saw his family's magnificent house and his exceptionally good-looking parents and older brother, Xi Changqin thought he'd landed in a wealthy-family power struggle story as the villain. After living an utterly unremarkable life for eighteen years, Xi Changqin thought he was just a somewhat unusual passerby. When the System cheat awakened on his eighteenth birthday, Xi Changqin thought he was the male lead of an urban cultivation novel. When he learned the System was only a gaming cheat, Xi Changqin thought he was about to become a gaming expert, fighting monsters and leveling up, making lots of friends, and reaching the pinnacle of life. That was until he discovered that his game character had become real and appeared in his room... Xi Changqin: So I got a wealthy-family, urban, fantasy, secret-identity story after all?!!! Bonus scene: When his older brother discovers a handsome young man in his little brother's room... Older brother: (gasps) Has my little brother finally made a move on a boy?? Wait! Is he underage?! The older brother shakes Xi Changqin by the shoulders, looking horrified. "Calm down!" Xi Changqin (with a face full of despair): I never thought I'd get a self-romance story one day. Please note: The male lead has no romantic pairing. He has no love interest. The misunderstandings involving his secret identities are other people's misconceptions, not the truth. He will not actually fall in love with himself!!! A game secret-identity story. The male lead has lots of secret identities, both male and female. There's something for everyone! The blurb was archived on Weibo on September 15, 2021. Please do not plagiarize. Theme: Promote traditional culture, starting with ourselves.