The Genuine Liquor at the Distillery Is One of My Secret Identities

Complete. Feel free to start reading, and take a look at my upcoming works in the author's column too! Original title: I Just Want to Retire Blurb: My name is Xiao Cimu Qianli, and I was an outstanding employee of the Time-Space Bureau. After retiring, I casually picked a world that looked peaceful and planned to settle down and enjoy my retirement. Except... Hey, hey, hey! That little boy in a suit, red bow tie, and glasses, running around a crime scene... why does he look so familiar?! And you, my classmate sitting in front of me, with purple hair and glasses you never take off, your surname is Yagyu?! That white-haired guy I run into several times a day, you said your name was Go... what? And... that boy in front of me, pulled out of a river and wrapped in bandages from head to toe, you said your surname was Dazai??? I only wanted a quiet retirement, but I keep getting dragged into all kinds of incidents for no apparent reason. For the sake of my peaceful retirement plans, I can only put on one secret identity after another, do my best to deal with the incidents I'm forced to take part in, and hope to live an ordinary life like an ordinary person. And so... A bottle of real liquor appeared in the alcohol factory diluted with water. Yokohama, already crawling with ability users, gained another mysterious and powerful one. Even ordinary school campuses seemed to acquire a few mysterious figures? Thanks to the efforts of my many secret identities, I managed to maintain my persona as an ordinary, unremarkable girl. It's just that, at some point, my friends started looking at me like they wanted to say something, with the strangest expressions on their faces. Me: ??? W-what's wrong? Did my secret identity get exposed?? Panic.jpg Question: What kind of person do you think Xiao Cimu Qianli is? A certain little detective who is a shinigami: At first, I thought she was an unlucky girl who always showed up at crime scenes. But later... (looks grave) A certain Prince of Tennis: She's a classmate who is always smiling, but has a tragic past nobody knows about. Xiao Cimu Qianli: Heh... heh heh. This story is also known as: I'm the real liquor at the alcohol factory, I'm the special ability user in Yokohama, I'm the famous author in Kanagawa, and I'm also an utterly ordinary student at Rikkai Dai! Content warning: This is a no-CP story for the female lead. She will have absolutely no romance plot!!! (No-CP stories with female leads belong in the pure love category!!! This isn't the wrong category!!) This is an anime fanfic, mainly about the more everyday series such as Detective Conan and Prince of Tennis, with series involving special powers, such as Bungo Stray Dogs and Jujutsu Kaisen, appearing in between. Other series may be added depending on how things go. OOC is inevitable in a crossover fanfic, but Xiuzi will do her best to stay close to the originals!!!! There are no pairings in this story. The protagonist is obsessed with secret identities and has a lot of them. They will never be exposed, from beginning to end!!!!!!! The protagonist is extremely powerful (a retired big shot), but very laid-back and focused entirely on enjoying retirement. The protagonist has so many secret identities that there will be plotlines like I love myself, I kill myself, I am my own father, mother, brother, and so on. The legendary "I'm my own entire family" series. The characters' values don't represent the author's. The characters in the novel have wild imaginations and are very good at reading things into situations. If this doesn't suit you, please click the X and leave. Feel free to check out the completed story in my author's column: I Braved the Paranormal Plane with My Secret Identities. Upcoming no-CP stories: Tea Beauty and Earth's Riddles [Infinite Flow]. My friend's great Infinite Flow story: The Surface and the Inner World [Infinite Flow]. Take a look at my upcoming story: I Have a Magical Teahouse It will probably start around September 1. Stay tuned! Tea leaves personified. Ever wonder what the teas you drink would look like as beautiful people? They say spirits aren't allowed to take form after the founding of the nation. But the ones who took form before it... should be fine, right? Shu Ling was a demon who took form before the founding of the nation, an ancient demon who had lived for an untold number of years. He had witnessed the Qin Dynasty unify the six states, the wars of the Three Kingdoms, the glittering prosperity of the Tang Dynasty, and the fall of the last feudal empire. But what he liked best was listening to people tell stories, especially stories about tea. Holding a cup of freshly brewed hot tea, he would slowly share one legendary tale after another, stories about tea told by himself and others. Over the long years, he met the passionate and flamboyant Da Hong Pao, the calm and gentle Pu'er, and the proud, splendid Tieguanyin... As he got to know these tea beauties, Shu Ling inevitably became involved in their stories and left his own mark on the river of history. And so... Just as Shu Ling arrived in the peaceful modern age and hoped to rest, all sorts of strange people came knocking at his door. Looking at the people before him, each with their own complicated personalities and identities, Shu Ling sighed wearily. Shu Ling: I'm really just an ordinary demon who likes listening to stories. As for those mysterious figures from historical legends...? Shu Ling: It wasn't me, I didn't do it, I don't know! The three denials. jpg The tea beauties: They exchange smiles and watch the fun. ing Please note: The tea in this story means tea leaves. The tea leaves are personified, and the main story is written in third person. The male lead has many secret identities. After all, he's lived for thousands of years and must have done plenty of things. His secret identities will be revealed gradually in the story. This story has no CP. All relationships are familial or platonic. The new blurb was posted on January 21, 2021, as proven by a Weibo screenshot. Please don't steal it. ^_^ Theme: Build a happy life together, starting with you and me