I Picked Up a Little Cannon Fodder

[The neighboring story, After I Started Parenting Backwards, I Went Viral on a Parenting Variety Show, is now ongoing]

Li Jiyue transmigrated into a book, becoming a three-year-old minor cannon-fodder character.

While other cannon fodder characters were busy causing trouble, the little cannon fodder just ate, drank, and slept.

He kicked his little feet as he waited for his milk for the day.

Later, the little cannon fodder met the protagonist.

Jiang Fang looked at the tiny kid who'd suddenly run out and bumped into him.

The little tyke accused him first: "You knocked Baby down. You have to give me two pastries before I can get up."

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A little scene

The three-year-old baby was convinced his intelligence was no different from that of his older brother in middle school. To prove it,

Li Jiyue secretly followed his brother when he went to school, planning to charm his way past everyone.

The student on duty, wearing a red armband, grabbed him and took him to the nursery school next door.

Li Jiyue, forcibly sent to kindergarten, kicked his helpless little legs. "Let go, Baby!"

"You... got the wrong person!"

Content warnings: 1. Lots of childhood scenes. A child-rearing story.

2. The romance only starts once they're adults. Couple: Jiang Fang.

3. Reasonable and constructive suggestions are welcome. No writing advice or nitpicking.

4. A logic-free, fluffy story. If it's not your thing, click away.

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After I Started Parenting Backwards, I Went Viral on a Parenting Variety Show

Ji Miao transmigrated into a book, becoming a minor character with barely any lines. He tried to climb the social ladder by raising a child, was surrounded by scandals, and was scolded so harshly for his poor performance on a parenting variety show that he quit.

The powerful man he'd latched onto went bankrupt because of him, then turned evil. The little cannon fodder abandoned his husband and child and ran off without a backward glance.

Ji Miao transmigrated the day before filming began. He and the kid stared at each other.

Ji Miao clenched his fist. A man had to shoulder his share of the family's burdens.

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On the first day of filming, the kid next door got up at six for morning exercise, practiced piano at eight, and headed to the youth center at ten.

His own kid got up at nine, laid out the bread, then toddled over to Ji Miao's bedside. "Sweetheart, sweetheart, time to wake up."

The neighbors' vibe:

[That kid is so disciplined.]

[The ultimate overachiever.]

[A high-quality human child!]

His family's vibe:

[Aww, sweetheart, it's so hard taking care of your dad.]

[Daddy was good today and didn't cry or make a fuss.]

[Ji Miao is so lucky. I wish a little kid would pamper me too.]

Ji Miao sighed. Forget it, he'd just take it easy. Being a useless adult was embarrassing, but comfortable.

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Facing the camera, the little one clenched his fist and cheered himself on. "Big Daddy says I'm a grown-up kid now, and I have to learn how to take care of Daddy Sweetheart."

The viewers wept with envy. Ji Miao must have saved the galaxy in his past life.

Coming soon: Deep Obsession [Quick Transmigration]

Jin Sinan was bound to a Quick Transmigration System. He had to travel through countless worlds and make scumbag tops cry for their mommies.

Jin Sinan figured the most effective approach was probably to make a scumbag top fall in love with him, then leave him pining in vain.

What could be harder to forget than someone who had died?

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World One

After seven years of giving his whole heart, Jin Sinan was kicked out the day his scumbag top's white moonlight returned.

The reason was simple: the white moonlight said, "I don't like fakes."

Jin Sinan was thrown out in disgrace and stood in the pouring rain all night. Everyone laughed at him.

Only the System knew that its Host wasn't sad at all and had almost laughed out loud with delight. He happily ordered, "Lower my sanity score."

The hunt was on. His Host had finally been waiting for this day.

[How could you abandon me? After all, I'm someone who would... go insane just to love you.]

World Two

A sweet, adorable young painter was conned by a playboy and eventually died in despair after being betrayed by his lover.

His tragic ending was about to be rewritten. Just as the playboy got bored and was preparing to dump the painter, the painter went to him and apologized: Sorry, I just made the same mistake all men make.

[After all, your brother is so much better than you. What can a little painter like me do?]

World Three

World Four

Note: A melodramatic story, written for my own enjoyment. Don't read it if it's not your thing.

Coming soon: I Have a Little Dragon Cub

Chu Qingnan was a thirteen-thousand-year-old dragon. After a great battle, he lost his memory and shrank into a little dragon cub.

The dragon cub had the intelligence of a three-year-old and remembered that he had a wife.

To find his wife, the little dragon cub packed his things and headed down the mountain.

Film emperor Yun Ping had recently encountered something strange: things kept inexplicably disappearing from his room. In their place were shiny gold coins.

The missing items included a shirt, three bags of potato chips, and several bags of pickled chicken feet he'd hidden from his agent.

Yun Ping thought there was something fishy going on. How could someone find things even when he hid them in the cracks of the sofa?

Easygoing Yun Ping assumed that his "uninvited guest" was just stealing snacks and leaving money behind. As long as neither of them brought it up, they could live in peace. Then the little dragon cub revealed himself!

It happened during a night shoot. The second male lead used the scene to harass Yun Ping, and they had to redo the kissing scene over and over.

Just as Yun Ping was about to confront him, a little dragon cub suddenly jumped out. He glared at the second male lead, cheeks puffed with anger. "Don't touch my wife!"

The second male lead was startled. Was this kid playing dress-up?

Yun Ping stared silently at the shirt-dress the dragon cub was wearing. Was this the "uninvited guest" living in his home? He was way too cute!

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A little scene

Yun Ping had a secret: he'd found a little dragon cub, and the little cub melted his heart every day.

Until one day, he found some strange search history on his computer.

#Would anyone like a chubby little dragon cub?#

#What kind of guy does film emperor Yun Ping like?#

#Can you still count as a tough guy without a six-pack, with just a little belly?#

The dragon cub is the top, and he'll remain in dragon-cub form for a long time.

Transmigrated into a Silly, Irresistible Heartthrob

Cheng Yuzhou transmigrated into a book, becoming the story's irresistible heartthrob.

Everyone coveted his good looks.

At a party, the powerful Yue Shiqing, who never got close to men or women, accidentally spilled his drink on Cheng Yuzhou's suit.

His eyes were full of apology.

Cheng Yuzhou's heart skipped a beat. Here we go! Look at his eyes: sixty percent infatuation, thirty percent intoxication, and ten percent resentment over wanting what he couldn't have.

Yue Shiqing reached out and brushed off Cheng Yuzhou's suit.

Cheng Yuzhou's legs went weak. This delicate darling has caught his eye.

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Later, Cheng Yuzhou met the real heartthrob.

Damn! It turned out he was just an ordinary passerby with the same name as the heartthrob.

The heartthrob turned his charm on the powerful man.

The powerful man scooped up the little quail beside him and rejected him righteously. "Can't you see the pie chart in my eyes?"

"It's sixty percent infatuation, thirty percent intoxication, and ten percent resentment over wanting what I can't have."

Cheng Yuzhou: Stop, stop! I've already died of embarrassment.

An incredibly imaginative bottom x a sharp-tongued, scheming top

Theme: Face every trial with optimism. Life has no template, so live as yourself.