His Mind Was in a Complete Mess

Yuan Qin has split personalities. Because transmigrating left him mentally unstable, people and lines that made a deep impression on him can each create a new personality. (Not really.) This has earned him countless enemies. (Not really.) For example, he glares at Orochimaru and declares, "I knew you weren't human! You audacious fiend, accept your punishment! Great Might of the Dragon! ..." Orochimaru: ... Facing Kakashi, Konoha's tragic man, he puts on a mysterious air and quotes Jhin, the mouthpiece of the Alliance: "Your father was a kind man, but all anyone will remember him for is his failure." Kakashi: (gritting his teeth) When facing Sasori of the Red Sand, he becomes Hyakkimaru, resolute despite his disabilities. Yuan Qin: Unable to speak. In his heart, he screams, "Dororo!" Sasori: You are the perfect puppet! When facing Hidan, a fanatic of the Evil God, he becomes the Evil God summoned from beyond. Fire Cloud. Yuan Qin. Evil God: (picking his toes) In the martial world, no technique is unbreakable, except speed... Well, I've already mastered the Tathagata Palm. Want to learn? I'll teach you. Hidan: What exactly have I been worshipping? I'm planning to write about Naruto, Jujutsu Kaisen, Bungo Stray Dogs, and more. Basically, it's a bunch of wildly imaginative nonsense, with the goal of putting characters through the wringer, haha. This is my first fanfic, so don't expect much. Don't talk to me about logic. Everyone will be wildly out of character. Theme: Love and romance are both essential!