I Know Nothing About Fighting and Killing

A delicate, beautiful princess has an assassin by her side, someone who has protected her since childhood. The assassin is a little slow on the uptake, but when it comes to killing, she never hesitates. She brings the princess flowers on her birthday, and the princess always claims she's afraid to sleep alone at night, asking the assassin to keep her company.

The assassin doesn't understand the twists and turns of court politics. She only knows that the princess wants the throne, but the current emperor dislikes her and favors her half-brother instead.

Afraid the princess might threaten his position, her brother plans to send her to a neighboring kingdom for a political marriage. The assassin goes back to her boss for some backup, then makes her move right at the banquet, taking out the emperor and the scumbag brother in one fell swoop.

The princess, who has just finished killing several other princes and is now on her way to force her way into the palace, comes face-to-face with her assassin sister, sword in hand.

Princess: Oh no, now I can't be my sister's delicate little darling anymore.

Assassin: She saw me covered in blood. Is she going to be afraid of me...?

The other members of the assassin organization, arriving as backup: Xiao Yao, you never said your girlfriend was about to become the emperor! Oh no, are we all going to get wiped out now?

Everyone who is still alive says they're absolutely terrified.

The ones lying flat on the ground: Avenge me! Avenge me!

Theme: Live bravely.