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At the end of the Jin Dynasty, the emperor was incompetent and deluded. He forced Chu Sasa, daughter of General Zhaohe, who guarded the frontier, to become his new empress.
Rumor had it that Chu Sasa was peerlessly beautiful, a devastating beauty. Unfortunately, she was frail, though she had a special charm of her own.
The imperial decree arrived with murderous Imperial Guards. Old General Chu looked at his daughter and felt a headache coming on.
Seeing her father worry over foreign enemies and lament the shortage of military funds, Chu Sasa cracked her whip with a swish, planning to assassinate the emperor. With the Chu family in dire straits, Chu Jinnian, Chu Sasa's frail twin brother, suddenly recalled the plot of "The Female Duke." He simply decided to impersonate his sister and marry in her place.
The bridal sedan had barely reached the imperial city when news came that the tyrant was dead.
Chu Jinnian figured he was already there, so he took advantage of his status as a bereaved spouse, seized the military supplies, and returned home in glory.
Three years later, Zhao Dahu, leader of the rebel army who had declared himself king, wanted to forge an alliance through marriage. He sought to wed Chu Sasa, daughter of the Prince of Chu, who was still defending the frontier against foreign invaders. Rumor said Zhao Dahu's face had been disfigured in childhood by palace infighting, and that he was violent and unpredictable.
Chu Jinnian looked at his brave and battle-hardened sister and once again impersonated her to marry in her place.
The sedan had barely reached the entrance to the military camp when the rebel army fell into chaos. By now, Chu Jinnian was an old hand at this. He made off with the remaining horses and troops, then returned home in glory once again.
He had barely returned to the frontier when news arrived: Zhao Dahu had not died. Instead, he had ascended the throne and proclaimed himself Emperor Chen. Along with this news came an imperial decree naming him empress, as well as the dreaded Black Tiger Army.
Chu Jinnian: "..."
Chu Jinnian deftly put on a little dress and married in his sister's place yet again. Looking at Emperor Chen, whose left face was covered by an iron mask and whose features were full of menace, he forced himself to cough up blood and play the part of a meek, frail beauty.
Emperor Chen's expression darkened. Tapping Chu Jinnian's cheek with a dagger, he said ominously, "I heard you led troops to sack my stronghold?"
Chu Jinnian grabbed Emperor Chen by the waist and, imitating a line he'd read in a romance, said reproachfully, "Wasn't that because Your Majesty cares for me and sent so many people to protect me?"
As he spoke, he nestled his head against Emperor Chen's chest and sobbed theatrically.
The emperor pointed the blade at his throat, eyes dark. "You didn't hide your Adam's apple."
Chu Jinnian: "..." What do I do when my secret identity was exposed from the start?
Content warnings:
1. Frail but cheerful little-sunshine uke x an exiled emperor who would destroy even himself when he goes mad, later the founding emperor seme
2. There will be a child later
----Next up: "After Transmigrating as a Green Tea Cannon Fodder, I Became Famous by Flaunting My Wealth" Please add it to your reading list!
As the lazy son of a nouveau riche family, Zhang Yangyang's favorite pastime is putting on a chunky gold chain and taking the younger kids from the orphanage to collect rent.
Unexpectedly, an accident sends him into the novel "The Substitute Dumps the Scum Gong and Gets His Happy Ending with the White Moonlight [Reborn]," where he becomes Zhang Yangyang, the cannon-fodder ex-wife who relentlessly pursues the novel's main gong, Gu Yu.
He's a half-baked green tea, stupid and venomous, and greedy for money. In the end, the main couple joins forces to grind him into the dirt, the Zhang family goes bankrupt, and Zhang Yangyang makes a living delivering takeout.
By the time he transmigrates into the book, Zhang Yangyang is already known across the internet as a green tea. People are calling for him to get out of show business and calling him a homewrecker.
Zhang Yangyang: "Isn't collecting rent way better?"
Just as he's about to return to his old line of work, the whole group of main characters suddenly shows up.
The backup gongs glare at him. "How can you be so selfish? You and Xiaoyu are partners on Treasure Hunt Together! If you leave, how is he supposed to finish the mission alone?"
The main gong says expressionlessly, "Even if you're only here to fool around, you have to finish filming the movie before you leave."
Zhang Yangyang is furious. He has nine pure-green hats custom-made and posts an announcement: "Introducing the internet's first Green Hat Festival! Congratulations to the inaugural winner, Zhang Yangyang. In a melodramatic rich-family drama, he played a devoted green tea and earned unanimous praise from the internet. His prize is a [divorce agreement], so I'm giving away nine green hats to nine haters. After all, true love conquers all."
The whole internet: "???"
Movie Emperor Gu Yu V: The three-time Golden Rooster trophy has been melted into a washboard. I'm kneeling on it. [Picture]
Sunshine Film's Chairman Qin V: Someone's HZC. I hope I can get the [marriage certificate] prize Yangyang is giving away.
Sunshine's Chairman Bai V: +1. Yangyang, look at my peerless good looks. [Photo]
Internationally renowned film director: + my ID number. I already have an eight-pack. [Photo]
The reborn protagonist uke watches the string of influential men joining in, baring his teeth in fury. Weren't all these people aloof in his previous life? Why are they all circling Zhang the Green Tea? This is insane!
Zhang Yangyang looks up proudly.
#The whole orphanage transmigrated into the book, and Big Brother gets carried to victory#
[Bonus scene]
Treasure Hunt segment
The reborn Wen Jinyu speaks eloquently, analyzing the calligraphy, its structure, brushwork, spirit, and composition, and researching its history, provenance, and origins. After proving that the ancient painting is a fake, he smiles at Zhang Yangyang. "I only picked this up as I went along. Your family has a long-standing heritage, so you should know more than I do, right?"
The male supporting character gong scoffs. "He's just a nouveau riche. Let's hear what angle you use to prove whether it's real or fake."
The haters flood the comments: "Let's see the green tea get face-slapped. So satisfying."
Zhang Yangyang smiles slightly. "Everyone knows my family is nouveau riche. We like buying calligraphy, paintings, and antiques to decorate our place. So, as it happens, my dad bought the genuine painting and donated it to a museum. You can all look it up online. The description is there."
Everyone stares blankly at the name "Zhang Yangyang" listed as the donor on the museum's website. They look fixedly at Zhang Yangyang, wondering if it could be someone with the same name.
"Oh, I forgot. My dad spoils me, so he donated it in my name." Zhang Yangyang sighs with a troubled expression and pulls out a bright red certificate on his phone. "So I can only judge whether it's genuine based on ownership."
Everyone looks at the donation certificate with its official seal and turns green with rage.
Theme: Marriage takes effort from both people
I speculated, cheated, and couldn't laugh anymore...
I keep waiting, always deceiving myself that the author will update. What's the result?
Is this a chapter updated every year?
The more updates you need, the more people will be able to do it. . .
Damn it, do you dare to delay it a little longer?
More updates? This is???
Such a beautiful article is worth recommending
Come on ^0^~
It's been updated!!!
When will Zhao Dahan find out that Chu is a boy?