I'm Done Being Human

I'm Kurosawa Ken. This is my sixth month since transmigrating, and I'm deeply moved because I've finally become a person.

After being the pigeon of Touko and the stray cat of Yokohama, I finally mastered the amazing ability known as [Twin Sorrows]. Given its stable performance over the past six months, I'd like to call it [I Renounce My Humanity].

After a long period of exploration, I discovered its essence: copying.

Whether it's Chuuya's card, Dazai's noose, Gin's hat, or Boss Mori's skirt, I can make a copy out of thin air after touching it.

Pigeons, chubby calicos, skinny calicos, tigers, and even cursed spirits: after I give them an affectionate rub, I can turn into them.

And I've been keeping my ability to copy people under wraps, too.

This has been a huge help to me, a double agent at heart who's bounced between various organizations.

A once-in-a-lifetime transmigration adventure is meant to be enjoyed to the fullest, right?

But isn't transmigration supposed to be a protagonist perk? Why did I run into my natural enemy here, the bandage-wrapped guy who can force me back into human form no matter what I turn into, and the older brother who was supposed to be missing, but turned out to be the only Gin in this anime distillery who can keep me in line? Then there's the way the directionally challenged detective and the bandage-wrapped guy make me feel intellectually outclassed. As for fighting ability, there's the strongest sorcerer at the technical college above me and the hat-wearing mafia executive below. I'm just a weakling... Where's my promised protagonist setup? I renounce my humanity!

[Reader Advisory]

-1: Only the opening is in first person. The story is mainly told in third person.

1. The protagonist likes watching the drama (though he always ends up getting caught up in it).

2. The protagonist is a rebellious double agent who enjoys making life difficult for the organizations (he's bitter about the reasons he joined each one).

3. The protagonist loves fluffy things and loves turning into fluffy things.

4. Pairing: Dazai.

5. The author updates whenever inspiration strikes, with short chapters (currently obsessed with work).

6. If this isn't your cup of tea, click the X in the upper right. The author is sensitive (this is just a way to relax after work, so let's have fun).

Coming Soon 1: [Crossover] I Have a Bunch of Great Little Brothers

Tsukimiya Kuichi: Little brothers are such a pain!

So one night, an 'ordinary' second-year college student dreamed of making contact with another world and gained a little brother who loved running around naked.

But just when he thought that was all, he discovered it wasn't enough. He gradually acquired several more identities and gained different little brothers.

Then, after letting his true nature run wild in the dream world, he found himself enjoying a happy life raising his little brothers.

Little Brother No. 1: Isshiki, the Barely-There Apron Guy

To stop Isshiki, who never listens to advice, from running naked at school, I became the fourth seat of the Totsuki Elite Ten, repeatedly pinning down his freewheeling nudist tendencies through Food Wars.

Little Brother No. 2: Itadori, the Kindhearted Goofball

To find out why Itadori had recently stopped going to school, I asked around everywhere but found nothing. However, I found the answer in the latest Jump anime airing in the real world.

Little Brother No. 3: Akutagawa, the Ill and Uncompromising One

To look after and comfort the uncompromising Akutagawa, I took every opportunity to secretly teach his inhuman boss a lesson. At last, he agreed to treat Akutagawa well. But why did I see a wanted poster for Akutagawa at a police station while using another identity?

Little Brothers No. 4: The Genius Brothers, the Saiki Brothers

To settle the quarrels between my two genius little brothers, I used the skills I'd learned at Totsuki to feed them, and even sacrificed myself to set them up so they'd unite. But why are they still fighting, and why have I become the focus of their rivalry?

Little Brother No. 5: Kuroba, the Arrogant Phantom Thief

To help the arrogant, self-absorbed Kuroba become more like the mysterious phantom thief in the manga, I resolutely became a public security officer and casually passed him information. But why did my superior assign me to go undercover?

And so, although all these identities exist in the same anime world, they have no connection to one another, yet somehow their lives have become intertwined.

This is the story of a Japanese college student from the real world who enters an anime world in his dreams each time and experiences a new life.

[Reader Notes]

1. In the real world, the protagonist is forced to act ordinary, but in the anime world he lets loose. He's chaotic neutral and tries all sorts of things.

2. In the real world, the protagonist has manga, and time flows differently in the manga and anime worlds.

3. In his dreams, the protagonist enters the anime world wearing a secret identity. The relationships of his other secret identities won't contact him on their own, while the relationships tied to his current identity will automatically rationalize his absence in the past.

4. Each of the protagonist's identities in the anime world has its own career and friends. Apart from skills and memories, nothing else is shared, including supernatural abilities, cursed energy, and possessions.

5. In The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., he has two little brothers. In Bungo Stray Dogs, he has one little brother and one little sister. All his siblings are biological in their anime-world identities, and their relationships are strictly familial.

6. The timeline combines multiple works. There are many original settings and plot holes. I'll try to keep the characters close to the source material, so please don't mind any out-of-character moments.

7. Pairing undecided.

Coming Soon 2: I Want to Cure Dad Muzan, So I Survive by Joining Every Organization. Please add it to your library!

The organizations: Why do you want to join us?

Ubuyashiki, awkwardly: I... My dad is sick. He... needs medicine to get better. I want to cure him!

The organizations: As long as you do your job well, everything will be fine!

A few months later

The distillery: Why did you betray the organization and steal the medicine?

The Kings: Why did you break the Slate?

The Port Mafia / Decay of the Angel / Armed Detective Agency: Why did you tear up the Book?

Ubuyashiki, fleeing by teleportation: Ah! I told you, it's to cure my dad! Didn't you say everything would be fine? Humans are terrifying! Stop chasing me! I only took a tiny bit!

Watching Ubuyashiki get chased:

Sukuna: Your dad's still such a coward! He let you go out alone to look for stuff?

Ubuyashiki: Don't you dare talk about my dad! Humans cut off all your fingers, too!

Sukuna: Your dad was scared into submission by humans! I made humans afraid of me!

Ubuyashiki: Hmph, humans are so powerful that even a loser who can't beat me made them afraid?

Sukuna: Muzan lied to you. Humans are all weaklings! And if you're so tough, stop teleporting!

Ubuyashiki, a total daddy's boy, had two dreams from childhood: first, to avoid dealing with people, and second, to find the Blue Spider Lily and cure his dad Muzan's photophobia.

But you can't have your cake and eat it too. To find the Blue Spider Lily, which legend said had stopped taking the shape of a flower, Ubuyashiki traveled to the modern era with help from his poor, long-suffering dad.

He never expected to run into an old enemy showing off right after he transmigrated:

Sukuna, who had just bullied the Cursed Womb: Death Painting: Your dad's gone, so why are you still alive?

Ubuyashiki, who had just transmigrated: You could die, and my dad still wouldn't!

The APTX drug, the Dresden Slate, the Book...

To get his hands on the things that might be the flower, Ubuyashiki infiltrated various organizations and struggled to socialize.

In the distillery, I worked diligently on my assignments for the APTX drug, only for Gin to turn around and feed it to a kid as poison.

Among the Kings, I finally worked my way up to becoming the Colorless King for the Dresden Slate, only for the Gold King to lock me up over my readings at every meeting.

Among the Decay of the Angel, I obeyed Fyodor's every order for the Book, only for him to turn around and sell me to the Port Mafia.

Still, I got what I wanted. I survived all that, and I have the reflexive teleportation Blood Demon Art my poor dad trained me in to thank for it.

The victims of this Blood Demon Art, Sukuna, the strongest sorcerer, the Hat Rack, the Blue King, and others, say: What's the use of being strong? You can't hit him! You can't catch him!

[Advance Notice]

1. The protagonist's pairing is Lord Sukuna.

2. The protagonist was picked up by Muzan, and Muzan turned him into a demon by biting him. Muzan didn't raise him out of kindness, and he will absolutely not be redeemed. Muzan will appear in the modern era later.

3. For certain reasons, the protagonist fears sunlight but isn't harmed by it.

4. The protagonist is a massive daddy's boy and can't stand anyone saying anything bad about Muzan. He'll argue back.

5. The protagonist has mild social anxiety, with the severity depending on the author.

Theme: There will always be someone better, and there's always a higher mountain.