When an Evil God Switches Careers to Food Delivery

[Main story complete. Come on in and check it out!] After sleeping for over a hundred years, Wen Lixiao woke up to find that he had gone from being an abyssal evil god to a human food delivery driver. He had lost all his powers except for his status and some of his memories. To regain the power that would let him return to the abyss, he had to eat lesser evil gods. But finding traces of evil gods was no easy task... His shut-in neighbor: "I hope you'll learn about our great Heavenly Father and Savior, the God of the Abyss..." The snack shop owner: "To be honest, I'm an experienced exorcist. Three exorcism talismans for a hundred yuan. Want some?" A customer opened his stinking mouth: "Slurp. You're the delivery I ordered!" Wen Lixiao: "So this is what food delivery means. Then I won't hold back." Customer: ...? While eating, he ran into a man who claimed to be the president of the Exorcists' Association. The man wouldn't leave him alone and kept trying to recruit him. Wen Lixiao: "I'm not human. I'm an evil god." Duan Ran: "I know. Our association has a Toilet God and a Mouse God. What kind of god are you? Oh, the Delivery God! Should I order something?" Wen Lixiao: "..." Duan Ran kept pestering him until Wen Lixiao could take no more. Countless tentacles burst from the ground and wrapped around the man's neck. Wen Lixiao: "Get lost, or else..." Duan Ran stroked the tentacle around his neck, looking utterly entranced. "Oh, that's the wonderful feeling!" Wen Lixiao: "..." --Everyone is free to have their own kinks, but I still suggest you see a doctor. **Reader's Guide** 1. Exorcist gong x evil god shou, one-on-one, happy ending, both strong 2. Plot-focused, with romance as a secondary element 3. Usually updated at 6 p.m. Please add it to your favorites~ My next story, How to Seduce the Saint into Falling to Darkness, is a third-person Western fantasy transmigrate-into-a-book story. If you're interested, please visit my author page and add it to your favorites~ Blurb: I transmigrated into a book. I became the lowliest succubus on the Continent of Holy Light. My System told me my mission was to get the world's boss back on track. In the book, the Saint of the Continent of Holy Light was supposed to encounter the darkness in human nature, fall from grace, and become the enemy the protagonist would later defeat. But the time for his fall had passed, and the Saint was still pure and spotless. My mission was to be the serpent in the Garden of Eden and tempt him into falling. I did everything I could to get close to the Saint and show him the living hell that was the world of mortals, along with every color of human life. In the end, I could only admit in dejection that this guy really was a pure-hearted, selfless saint. I even wondered if the System had gotten the wrong person. With no other options, I cast aside my pride as a straight man and put my succubus skills to work, appearing on his bed with my clothes half open. The Saint draped his outer robe over me and said gently, "My good friend, be careful not to catch a chill." Me: ...What the hell do you mean, 'good friend'! As I fretted in my room while taking a bath, I saw the Saint appear inside. His eyes were blood-red, his smile wicked, and his dark wings spread wide as he lifted my chin with his index finger. I was overjoyed, so I went for it. Afterward, I heard the Saint's familiar, gentle voice outside the door: "My good friend, why haven't you closed the door?" Me: ??? Theme: May an ordinary life bring you happiness