Tang Sect's Top Disciple in Gotham [Western Crossover]

Tang Bodu was air-dropped into Gotham by his mother, who said it would broaden his horizons.

The first time he went out at night, he took some time to arm himself from head to toe.

Tim, AKA Red Robin, gave him a look that seemed to ask, “How many Gothamites have you eaten?” Tang Bodu explained, “Based on my shallow understanding of this city, when you just stopped me, there were eight shootings and two bank robberies in progress. I prepared sixty-eight little gadgets to make sure I can get home safely later.”

Tim hesitated. “...Like shark repellent?”

Tang Bodu: “...Like a poison that kills with a single touch.”

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When the Bat Family found out the little red bird had made a new friend, they took turns going to meet him.

Tang Bodu simply hung a little blackboard on the balcony. It read:

A native of Bashu, licensed and on duty. My veins run with beef tallow hotpot broth, and I keep a bubbling cauldron of it in the hills behind my hometown. To any trespassers: which caliber of pear-blossom rain would you prefer?

Pairing: The little red bird

#Reader Note#

1. Written for my own amusement. It's bad!

2. My own timeline, and the characters may be all over the place!

Theme: On whether vigilantes and wuxia can coexist.