A Straight-Laced Childhood Friend Doesn't Deserve a Female Childhood Friend

My childhood sweetheart is the school heartthrob and a genius. After years of secretly loving him, I finally realized that even though he's handsome and gets great grades, at heart he's a hopelessly dense, straight guy. I decided to look for a new love. You ignored me back then. Now I'm out of your league! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ The next day. My new love was ruined when some wretched snitch told everyone we were dating in secret :) * Third-person narration, sweet childhood-sweetheart romance * Being a dense straight guy is fun until you have to chase your wife * Mutual pining Theme: .